Did you know that if you go to bed every night with a wish in your heart, miracles can happen? Last night at the London premiere of Mockingjay Part 2, Very Famous Approachable Goofball Jennifer Lawrence snuck up on walking cheekbones Natalie Dormer and planted a big kiss directly onto her mouth parts. (She’d intended a cheek kiss but life has a way of working itself out, you know?) The two historically straight actresses recoiled in shock, both laughing, but the whole incident was caught on camera and now we know that Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer are dating and in love and moving in together and getting engaged and adopting a rescue cat.
“We just kissed on camera,” Lawrence chuckled, as Dormer affectionately grabbed her arm, “…and I liked it!” Jennifer Lawrence rushed off down the red carpet to continue doing adorable things, as Dormer remained to continue her interviews. Although she was ostensibly asked mostly about the upcoming film, she couldn’t help blushing and smiling off into space, thinking fondly of America’s Gal Pal Jennifer Lawrence, and whether or not they’d adopt a senior cat because they’re considered less adoptable by others and it’s the right thing to do, and whether or not they’d let him on the couch.
Lest you accuse me of embellishing, there is video of the deeply romantic encounter below. Additionally, research has officially shown that 100% of women are attracted to other women, so science is on our side.
Just gals being pals…
Oh wait, in this case that’s actually true
I knew it!
But I’ve always figured them to be dog people.
Two large mixed shelter dogs.
At least.
P.S.I went to the Berlin premiere on Wednesday and saw JLaw from 200 yards away.
We’re besties now.You may be jealous.
see that will be their undoing! jennifer is a large-mixed-shelter-dog person, but natalie is clearly a rescue-cat person! THEY ARE DOOMED.
laneia you spend a lot of time predicting doom based on people’s animal adoptions and it’s BREAKING MY HEART OKAY
call it like i see it.
They can totally make that work!
Is that a Husky or a wolf? How did Kstew get mixed up into this (already)?
Well if you kept up with your vapid fluff you’d know it’s a wolf: http://www.autostraddle.com/well-then-cool-mom-and-wolves-who-raised-kristen-stewart-approve-of-her-girlfriend-293645/
This is how Mockingjay should end.
You deserve a screenwriting Oscar just for suggesting such a glorious epilogue to the movie franchise.
My little gay heart is singing. Now can I get both of them to kiss ME on the mouthparts pleeeease??!
How have I missed that there’s a category here called “vapid fluff”? I feel that I’m set for this Friday night now.
welcome.
This is the high quality content I signed up for. Thank you, Stef. You’re the best.
You are glossing over the most important part, which is that Dormer clearly accidentally-on-purpose slipped Lawrence a bit of tongue. Clearly!
Which means that one of them is pregnant for sure.
I think you mean “lip-glossing”
FTFY
You’re breaking my heart describing Natalie Dormer as “historically straight.” I was not aware there was data on the matter :( I’m gonna go back to pretending there’s not.
Someone told me there was Natalie Dormer being romantically inclined towards girls in that Hosier video she was in AND IT WAS A LIE!!!! I’ve never felt so betrayed in my entire life.
Oh man, between me and you, Stef, there’s like seven Bobbis for them to choose from.
OH MY GOD THEY CAN TAKE THE WHOLE FAMILY.
Well, except for Socks.
I love you, Stef.
This has happened in my mind. I basically foresaw this. I can predict the future now.
“accidentally”
Stef, are these updates of forays into gal palling going to be a new weekly installment? If so, I wholeheartedly approve. I’m sure someone more clever than me can think of a good name for it.
Move over Katniss/Johanna shippers, there’s a pairing at sea
*new
This event fits perfectly the historical context of homo sapiens learning from thorough study that women are never straight.
“AND I LIKED IT”
Oh, JLaw, never change.
Honestly, the first line of this article had me in stitches.
yay!!! yay yay yay yay!! :-))) more queer girls please! :-D
All of my dreams would be answered if it turned out that Scar Jo and J Law could both be lesbos. Sigh!
I love these girls so much! I mean, Jenn is my role model. She is an amazing actress, nice person and her sense of humor is excellent! Natalie is good too, love her character in Elementary. So, if they would dating in real life I would love this couple.