curious to know
how many other people
fav’d their gyno’s tweet
i’m not like those girls
*spins football up with both hands*
here is my think piece
never read reddit
but the vibe i get is this:
digital soul patch
cher thrives in all caps
cher transcends the medium
but is cher okay
what is cher doing
i hope she updates twitter
so i can know more
win the internet?
that’s what dj khaled does
all he does is win
all the double posts
they are the exact same thing
regret the follow
so often i think,
“is this post necessary?”
for instance this one
remember chris klein
when we found that audition
and ruined his life
who’s anti-selfie?
more pictures of your face please
smile, no smile, who cares
the fuller house thing
is the internet’s fault/feat
based on who you ask
after all these years
i still don’t get the cat thing
but i love you all
damn, guy on facebook
who used to sharpie his teeth
back at it again
you should @ ellen
have a little fun today
maybe you’ll win cash
you’d think that by now
youtube would look differently
it really doesn’t
i think i get it
*extremely wild oprah voice*
i love to eat bread
the internet gives
gives things like christian side hug
for which i’m grateful
i honestly think
that people who can vine well
are gods among us
i didn’t see it
but i heard pitbull killed it
after leo’s win
a fun thing to search
when you’re feeling sort of low
is beagles on skis
this cheered me up
when i was feeling very sad
now i’m watching dogs
yes.
Yes
I like this a lot
where’s my big blue thumb though
the cat ate it – I guess
i also worry abt Cher bc of her tweets AND lack of tweets
you know it’s a good day when the emojis are out
I can’t express enough how much I appreciated the use of @ and *extremely wild oprah voice* in these.
Also, I have loved every single thing you’ve written here so far! I get excited when I see you listed as the author from the homepage.
lins thank you! i needed someone to love the @ and it was you
Agreed! This quality content reminds me of things like “These Cashews” which I will always hold close to my heart and which helped me fall in love with this place/these weirdos.
I like your haikus, Erin. =)
Don’t read the comments
Unless it’s Autostraddle
Friendlier folks there
I bottle fruit juice
And now doctors hate me
They’ve never met me!
Go to TV Tropes
Finally done browsing your stuff
Six hours later
Outstanding.
Job-search stress today.
Will skiing beagles calm me?
*Googles.* Yes, they will.
has this been in the rotation yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUtikzNeT9M
Um, no??? But it’s perfect! The music! The sliding into a tree! Gosh Erin, I think that was your good deed for the day, feel free to go and sin for the rest of it (may I suggest a snide remark under your breath?).
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who loves the christian side hug.
a classic moment in internet history
I normally seek
real hugs, except from those dudes
I keep at arm’s length.
I love this, Erin
Write stuff like this forever
You are the greatest!
your face in that hole
was unbeatable, i thought
but then you wrote this
my tombstone will say
“she put her face in a hole”
and i’m fine with that
what happened to her?
well, it wasn’t consumption.
she had a face hole
I love this, but now
can’t stop counting syllables.
Love the haikus, tho.
my internal monologue is still in this stilted robot voice
hahaha TOO TRUE
That Christian side hug
Made the internet hordes laugh
At patriarchy
I eagerly searched for ‘beagles on skis’ but could not find any actual pictures of beagles on skis? Sadness.
The christian side hug one is so surreal I love it.
This is beautiful.
I really don’t get the cat thing. (shhh)
can everything be
written in haiku now please
thank you in advance
Perfecting the art
of sniggering silently;
officemate works hard.
Perfecting is not
the best word for the job though;
Not going that well.