No Filter: I Guess Just Welcome to Gay Bikini Corner? God Bless Summer!

Hello all! Welcome to No Filter, the column where I keep you up to date on all the hottest Celesbian Instagram Content of the week! Let’s dive in, the water is real fine.


Padma is the former CEO who had to return to the small town where she grew up because the company she was working for folded, and Melissa is her former high school best friend who she lost touch with due to a ~*~*misunderstanding*~~* about the big school dance their senior year. Sparks fly when they have to work together to raise enough money at the annual Fall Festival to save their alma matter. (Trademark CT 2021)


Okay Janelle INVENTED the color blue???? Fair enough.


I guess just welcome to the bikini corner? God bless summer!


Seriously, have you considered summer is very, very good?


This is really moving (and a straight up terrifying fact about the possible side effects of steroid use) and I am really thrilled to see Stacy feel comfortable enough to do this because… well let me be the thirst queen I am, she looks STUNNING??? Madam!


An excellent Pride moodboard.


If I looked this good crossing the street you couldn’t tell me shiiiiiit.


I love my parents.


Sloane is still TOP AMONG cute babies, if you were wondering.


If you see the billboard, you must pour one out! I don’t make the rules!


May Lesbian Jesus bless every single one of you, Amen.

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Christina Tucker

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3 Comments

  1. oh no! did the major supports for the gym suffer critical damage in the freak earthquake that will later be linked to fracking in the counties’ unincorporated area? the very same gym where the 1ST dance Melissa was ever going to have SHOULD have been with Padma, but Padma had to rush to her grandmother’s out-of-state bedside to care for her through a STROKE that the family keeps hush-hush because grandma, a self-made woman when grit and rep were all a woman could count on, has her pride and thus no explanations were coming to mend poor Melissa’s bruised tender heart? does Padma’s experience from the PR company she FOUNDED but was then OUSTED by – who handled and still does the fracker’s public image – let use her knowledge to get the resources for the town needs to shore up the gym – saving the school district from crippling DEBT? does Melissa’s construction company JUST barely get the space done in time for the EOY dance? do they finally get to have the dance that seals the loveisnotalie fate their lives were destined for? did it? does it!? will it?!

  2. Wow so ready for the movie Christina has pitched. There’s already a fanfic in the comments? Or just an extension? (idk what fanfiction is or what a movie pitch is I’m sorry)

    anyway I want this to happen

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