So, you’re here because you’ve been on T just long enough to start to grow a mustache, and you want to know how to take it to the next level. Well, you’ve come to the right place! I’ve been on T for a year now and I have the perfect tip for anyone just now growing their mustache:
Shave it.
“But what about—”
“Okay but what if—”
“My partner says they—”
They’re lying. Shave it.
“But it’s coming in dark and—”
No it’s not. Shave it.
Motti (they/he) is a New York born and raised sorority girl turned writer, comedian, and content creator (whatever that means these days). Motti has been featured on We're Having Gay Sex Live, The Lesbian Agenda Show, Reductress Haha Wow! Live, the GayJoy Digest, and even played the role of "Real Life Lesbian" on Billy on the Street. In 2022, they wrote about how clit sucker toys are a scam, sweet gay revenge, chasing their dreams, and getting run over by a pick up truck in their now-abandoned newsletter Motti is An Attention Whore. Motti has a Masters in Public Administration and Local Government Management, you'd never know it from the shit they post online (see previous sentence), but occasionally he'll surprise you with his knowledge of civic engagement and electoral processes. They live in Brooklyn with their tuxedo cat, Bo, and their 20 houseplants.
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Or just move to New Zealand. Wispy mustaches and full blown mullets are all the rage here like it’s 1970.
Neverrrrrrr
The real answer is to go even harder and dye your shitty moustache darker with eyelash dye.
Not only do I refuse, I’m also adding a shitty lil goatee :)