re: the raya app
the dating app for celebs
is nothing sacred
also re: raya
the dating app for celebs
can we have one thing
please read a fav tweet
“albert nobbs 2: still nobbin'”
at my funeral
on The Daily Mail
how do you stop from scrolling
do you just die first
driving irl
i saw a “men working” sign
and heard, “…actually”
no disrespect but
no one needs to post their tweet
on their instagram
my unhinged old boss
is trolling me on linkedin
anyone relate
uberprints workers:
who of you judged my designs
was it all of you
hey, gary sinise
uberprints denied your face
on a baby’s bib
when carrie bradshaw
tries to hide from an email
that’s me with snapchat
politicians’ tweets
that try to be too wacky
make me feel unsafe
know who missed vine fame?
that white girl from missy’s vids
turnt ships in the night
more corgis in memes
really what can’t those dogs do
less pugs sorry/thanks
i haven’t made friends
in real life settings in years
thank you internet
i often wonder
when celebs say something wild
ever pop online?
twitter can be great
but sometimes a tweet’s so bad
i say “no” out loud
it’s upsetting but
i have no doubt this exists:
trivago daddy
a lone winky face
in facebook’s “other” inbox
is a threat, michael
the thumbnail version
of your profile pic still up
tells me so, so much
leaning in online
means not waiting for twitter
verify yourself
I lol’ed harder at this than I have in literal days
bless all of this
brb rebranding all social media handles 2 @trivagodaddy
wish i could’ve just seen that bib… decide for myself, you know?
hate ya
More corgis in memes
Why do celebs need a dating app? Can’t they just hook up w/each other in the bathrooms @ the Oscars? I hate everything.
So much depends on
Keeping Facebook separate
From my Instagram
I love this!
‘twitter can be great
but sometimes a tweet’s so bad
i say “no” out loud’
YES good lord so many horrendous takes on that thing
Erin, you are a genius
how CAN we verify ourselves? i’m a celeb in my own right, i shouldn’t have to wait for twitter. how dare they