Firstly, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY AUTOSTRADDLE!
In case you need reminding of this next year, you should make sure to buy a 2012 calendar around this December. Oh look, we have our girls for March.
Pure Poetry Week continues, hopefully forever, and this week we had a special post: Sady Doyle talk about Diane Di Prima and it’s beautiful and moving and wonderful. Also, the kids at Harding University made a queer zine which probably has a billion views by now, Nacho the dog gets Tyra Mail, Sebastian takes us back to age 3 when he first knew he was a boy, and we celebrated international women’s day.
Oh, and Santana is queer for real.
On Girlfight! — In Which We Debate Westboro’s Right to Picket Funerals:
The One Time At Band Camp Award to novastar:
So this one time the Westboro Baptist protested my highschool, because of our GSA or something. I made out with a girl in front of them. It was awesome.
On Revolution Queer Style Now: Christian College Bans Students’ Gay ‘Zine:
The Dumbledore’s Army Award to grammar_capitalist, C., cassandra:
On NSFW Sunday: Everyone Wants to Take a Lesbian Purity Test:
The PokePotter Award to Paper, sarah b.:
The Autostraddle Gets You The Girls Award to wallow14:
On Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2012: Luna & Michelle Are March’s Girls:
The So Demanding Award to Jules, Ryvn, aks:
On VIDEO — Autostraddle Behind-the-Scenes #5: Julie & Brandy Have Tyra Mail for Nacho:
The WORD Award to cynthia:
On Happy International Women’s Day, Homos!:
The Two for One Award to Sally:
This is tricky. If you only have so much celebrational energy, do you spend it on International Women’s Day, or Pancake Day? I mean really, those two things don’t have much in common.
Pancakes are best enjoyed smothered in jam or chocolate, having been yielded by a firm and vigorous wrist-action.
Whereas women…
ah sorry, I drifted off for a second there.
On Pretty Little Liars 120 Recap: Someone to Watch Over Me As I Say I’m Gay:
The Unofficial Muff Divers Diving Card Award to ciara, novastar, enn, pft:
On It’s Autostraddle’s Second Birthday!:
The wasteunit Award for wasteunit to wasteunit:
I was going to send you a picture of my boobies for your birthday, but then I realized I might go to jail because you’re only two.
Anyway, thank you for all that you do! You’ve totally changed my life for the better.
On Lady Gaga + Target = Gay BFFs No More:
The Flannel is Arousing Award to junebug, Grace_B, Eje:
Novastar is a dead-set legend.
I concur.
Umm, hey wasteunit. It was my birthday a couple of weeks ago. And I am over the age of consent. Just saying, you know.
I just realized my gravatar is picture of me in a flannel shirt, LOL.
Yay for unknowingly gay Target
The wasteunit award for wasteunit? Is this the first time?? I can’t remember, but I fully support it!! Congrats wastie!
So I don’t seem like a total fangirl dickwad: Congrats everyone else. I lol’d all over the place.
i didn’t win anything but i am going to take a congratulations anyway then make a run for the border and goddamnit you will have to pry this congratulations of out my cold dead bullet-riddled hands
… it seems i have repressed some things..
yaay waste!
yaay everyone who was funny this week.
tc, you stole my congratulations the way you stole my heart…and i’m okay with that.
-swoon-
when is our third date? can we name our kids over some chardonnay?
we shall name our kids “chardonnay” and whatever else is in the picnic basket at our park date. I KNOW HOW TO WOO THEM.
You had me at hello.
i <3 u, autostraddle!
TEAM NACHO – 1 , world – 0
Oh lols, I heart you autostraddle, thanks.
I am totally up for organising an AS meetup in Muff. Who’s with me?
Yes I have actually been to this place. (In every sense of the word)
Novastar! Regarding this…
“On Girlfight! — In Which We Debate Westboro’s Right to Picket Funerals:
The One Time At Band Camp Award to novastar:
So this one time the Westboro Baptist protested my highschool, because of our GSA or something. I made out with a girl in front of them. It was awesome.”
YOU. Are. Awesome.
I just looked at the Muff Diving website – you can buy t-shirts and underwear that say Muff Diving Club!
I wish I wasn’t broke.
i am honored! thanks!!
I cannot believe I actually won award!
This possibly made my day, my week, my MONTH.
You know, I would say my life is now complete, but my lesbian purity test informs me that I am still 91% pure.
I still have many things to look forward to, dont’ I??
PS: Winning a comment award is pretty sweet already, but winning one because of Harry Potter?! Fucking priceless…
of course i love autostraddle back. loveback. :)