Also.Also.Also: Cara Delevingne’s Home Has a Vagina Appreciation Tunnel, That Checks Out

Today is the day that I found out the teens of the new Gossip Girl won’t be given the freedom to just be rich assholes? And really, my happiness hasn’t returned since.

Queer as in F*ck You

Cara Delevingne’s house has an vagina tunnel within, and if we are honest with ourselves for just a moment, we always knew we’d end up here.

Other things in Cara Delevingne’s home include:

  • Mad Hatter’s Tea Party themed closet
  • A literal “jungle theme”
  • Flamingo wallpaper
  • A chandelier made entirely out of horse straps
  • A pinball machine from the Playboy mansion
  • Dogs
  • “Beverly Hills Hotel” aesthetics
  • And a touch of “Old English style,” just for class.
  • Ok yes, here’s the vagina quote: “I come in here to think, I come in here to create — I feel inspired in the vagina tunnel”

An Official Directory of 54 Queer-Owned Bookstores in the U.S.—And Counting. Nerds, do your thing.

Raiders DL Carl Nassib became the first active NFL player to announce he is gay.

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GLAAD’s 20 Under 20: The LGBTQ Youth Shaping the Future

There’s a virtual fireside chat with Billy Porter and nurses Alison Moëd Paolercio, RN MS, and Rebecca Love RN, MSN, FIE to discuss pandemics and the parallels between the HIV/AIDS and COVID-19. I got an email about this event I have to say it sounds really f*cking good, you can register here.

‘I Can’t Separate My Identities’: For LGBTQ People of Color, Discrimination Is Worse, Researchers Say (Related read: Black LGBTQ Elders Face Unique Hurdles. They’re Calling on Congress to Act.)

Heteronormative Healthcare Is a Huge Disservice to Queer Women

Navajo Nation Celebrates Its First Official Pride Parade. You love to see it.

Saw This, Thought of You

This part:

(Here’s the link.)

Women in the Craft Beer Industry Say They’re Treated like They Don’t Belong. Now, They’re Speaking Up.

Well Kim Cattrall sure did choose going to actual space over doing the SATC reboot.

Capitalism Is a Cult, and You’re Already a Lifetime Member. Just in time for Amazon Prime Day(s).

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Finally: You Can Start Going To Sex Parties Again

Political Snacks

The Push for LGBTQ Civil Rights Stalls in the Senate as Advocates Search for Republican Support. “Hopes of passing a capstone expansion of rights, the Equality Act, have run aground amid GOP concerns about religious freedom and broader attacks on transgender rights.” (I feel as if we all saw this coming)

And speaking of…

The Democrats’ Plan F (for Failure) for Voting Rights

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Carmen Phillips is Autostraddle's former editor in chief. She began at Autostraddle in 2017 as a freelance team writer and worked her way up through the company, eventually becoming the EIC from 2021-2024. A Black Puerto Rican feminist writer with a PhD in American Studies from New York University, Carmen specializes in writing about Blackness, race, queerness, politics, culture, and the many ways we find community and connection with each other.  During her time at Autostraddle, Carmen focused on pop culture, TV and film reviews, criticism, interviews, and news analysis. She claims many past homes, but left the largest parts of her heart in Detroit, Brooklyn, and Buffalo, NY. And there were several years in her early 20s when she earnestly slept with a copy of James Baldwin’s “Fire Next Time” under her pillow. To reach out, you can find Carmen on Twitter, Instagram, or her website.

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8 Comments

  1. Is Kim Cattrall really going to space, cause I googled to double check, but saw nothing about it?

  2. Not sure if you’ve seen the news, but I’m really excited about what’s happening in Germany! There’s a soccer match Germany – Hungary in Munich today, so the city of Munich wanted to light up the stadium in rainbow colors to protest the homophobic and transphobic government in Hungary (they just passed a law that forbids schools to teach kids about queer and trans stuff to “protect them from pedophilia”). But the UEFA, the European soccer league didn’t allow it because apparently rainbow flags are “too political”. So now everyone us super pissed and all the German news are talking about it, a lot of cities are putting up rainbow flags and lighting stadiums and they are planning to hand out 10000 rainbow flags in the stadium in Munich for the match tonight. I don’t know if you understand this, but this kind of stuff NEVER happens here. Obviously the same politicians that normally refuse to give us our rights are now super performative allies, but I don’t even care because it’s super exciting and unexpected!!

  3. lol at cara saying “i can’t take you down to the dungeon – just kidding i don’t have a dungeon, that would be weird” in a tone that made clear that she definitely absolutely does have a dungeon

  4. also cara has a “pussy palace” room which is distinct from and not connected to the vagina tunnel

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