We know you’re already whet with anticipation for the 2010 Autostraddle Hot 100, which will debut on May 16th, 2010. Why? ‘Cause the Autostraddle Hot 100 is a little different than other Hot 100s. The 2009 Autostraddle Hot 100 honored things/people/ideas which were literally hot; hellfire, hot tubs, grills, the Miami Heat, Hot Pockets, global warming, Hot Cross Buns, Sarah Shahi et al.
So this year we asked ourselves…. aside from actual heatstroke/swine flu, what truly does set our loins ablaze? Sure, we dig Eliza Dushku in a pencil skirt or Jennifer Beals in a tank top as much as the next lez, but nothing truly turns us on as much as another woman who dares, as we do, to openly desire other women (see also: Calendar Girls).
So we opened it up to you — we asked y’all to submit photos of yourself or a friend so we could highlight how hot we know you are. Because you’re nagging us so much, we’re giving you a sneak peek today of 11 girls from next week’s list!
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Caito. “Genderqueered Queer.” Single.
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San Antonio, TX.
Marketing Student, Papa Johns Pizza Delivery Boi
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Brandy, 25. “Uber-Gay.” Single.
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Houston, TX
Artist/Student/Procrastinator/Ponderer
[facebook]
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Julia, 24.
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Québec City, Québec, Canada
Used Bookstore Clerk
[blog]
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Lauren/”Tenny”. Single.
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Philadelphia, PA./Cherry Hill, NJ
Student at Temple University
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Nikki Siv. 22.
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Chicago, IL.
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Baby Julie Goldman, Lezbro. 3mos.
actress/comedian/co-star of ‘in your box office’ on autostraddle.com
“as submitted by her best friend and writing partner in crime, Brandy Howard“
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Beansie, 21. Queer.
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Canada
[tumblr]
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Lindsay. 18. “Taken by the loveliest girl.”
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Atlanta, GA.
Favorite Book: The Virgin Suicides by Jeffery Eugenides
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Sunny, 22. Queer. Single.
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Northern VA/Washington DC.
Bartender/Photography Student
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Kasey/”DJ Riot”, 21.
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Vancouver, B.C., CA
DJ/Studying Design and Architecture
Favorite book: A New Earth
[dj riot dot com]
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Stephanie, 19. Single.
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New York, NY.
Film & Music Student/Aeropostale Cashier
Favorite Book: Naked, by David Sedaris
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Is this list the format for the main list or will there be more info about each one?
Also: Hot photos, everybody. akldjasldja;sld
we’ll put in whatever information was given to us
What a mixed bunch of queerettes. Can’t wait to see the whole list, love the diversity. :)
HOT DAMN.
OMG.
I…
wow.
three words: pizza delivery boi
three words: baby julie goldman
Predictable Laneia. SO PREDICTABLE.
Uh oh, I didnt know people were actually taking this seriously and sending in nice photos of themselves, now im a bit embarassed, maybe I should send in one nice one to balance out the other one?! :-O
Also, it’s so nice to see such a diverse mix, nice one AS, savage beyond words!
Wow, just wow. You’re all lovely, and have improved my morning by 100%.
Okay. Seriously. Ridiculous.
I’m actually happy that my friend somehow failed at cameras and messed up my photoshoot because those are some hella hot ladies and I clearly am not. Although I did have a sword and used a wind-machine.
omg.. hahaha. I am excited to see this photo.
wow. super hot. i’m embarrassed by my own picture now. but very appreciative of the queer hotness happening here!
i love the mix of canadians in this! i love waking up to autostraddle every morning.
Shout out to “Tenny” from another Cherry Hill lez! :)
keep lezzin’ it up in jersey! shoutout from Asbury Park! :-D
jersey is definitely where its at…
hello! i cannot even wait for the full list.
I think Autostraddle just became the #1 dating site for lesbians.
FACT.
Oh Golly! I have few words
I love how bashful about their own pics everyone is in these comments!
Although the ladies in these pics seem almost professionally-hot, I am most looking forward to the super-creative-hot ones. There will be swords and wind machines? I am quivering with anticipatory lust already.
No swords or wind machines. :( My friend didn’t focus ANY of the pictures, so I didn’t submit them. However, since you’re quivering with anticipatory lust, I’ll link to a few that might make you laugh.
http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view¤t=swordmodelfaceblooper.jpg
http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view¤t=swordblooper.jpg
http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view¤t=guitarscream.jpg
http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view¤t=pointinggun.jpg
Aw I love these!
LIKE
I wanted to say awesome photos, but no, the word is SAVAGE.
I liked the guitar one especially, I think screaming is the way forward, esp as it is what I did on mine, except it might look like I am being electrocuted instead.
I am sadfaced you made no submission!
Well those are sexy. They could be in magazines!
I’m also feeling embarrassed that my photo was totally unprofessional now haha but whatever I’m sure there’s a few of us.
I’m right there with ya. My gf’s is hot, but mine is a cheese smile.
THIS is amazing.I cannot wait!
Also. I will probably be following everyone who posts their tumblr.. hahah. Woo!
oh. my. god. real queers are so much sexier than tv queers i love this!!!
bah… i sent in a pic with a gay boy in it.. not accepted, too late now.
“oh. my. god. real queers are so much sexier than tv queers”
Yes, yes they are!
What gorgeous ladies. Sometimes, reality is smashing. :)
+10 points for use of the word ‘smashing’.
“Well hello there Justin Bieber!
No I wasn’t looking at your boobs. I was looking at your t-shirt.”
wow, that DJ… canadian too ;)
the next person who says they aren’t as hot as the people in this preview is getting punched straight in the vadge. i’ve seen the other entries — y’all are smokin’. deal with it.
also, i feel like i ordered my pizza well over 45 mins ago. hope that means it comes with a free lap dance. WHAT.
Yeah. Everybody just zip their vagina!
Euhm, I meant mouth, obvs. YOU’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, PLEASE ALL MERRY A PENGUIN SO WORLDPEACE ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
Is that a promise? Cause I could go for some fist / vagina action right about now. I’m so ugly. Okay, it’s go time!
was it delivered by a pizza delivery boi? i’m gonna be sorely disappointed next time i order a pizza, that’s for sure.
also i am SO excited for this. and kaylucia, i wholly agree – real queers are soooo much sexier.
Well. You all are just incredibly lovely. And that is really all that can be said.
Okay I commented like an hour ago but now these smoking hot ladies are helping me to feel better in the aftermath of David Cameron becoming Prime Minister of the UK.
I’m so, so sorry. Election fail.
Im sorry too, the only good thing about it all is the Facebook groups that have started up since he won, ones like “throwing eggs at David Cameron, brick shaped eggs – made from brick.” and “Hi, my name is David Cameron, you can call me Margaret.” It’s the little things I suppose!
aw tenny :). my sister took this picture.
If this is only the preview, I think my brain may explode from the hotness when the full feature is published.
I can’t wait for the whole list!
There’s no greater cure for pining over a straight girl than Autostraddle.
Hey thats me!
hey! you’re hot!
Hey, I agree!
I know Autostraddle won’t rank submissions, but there could easily be a #1 by your name.
Okay, you might not see this since this post was like four days ago.. but! I clicked on your facebook for the hell of it and we had a few mutual friends in common.. one of them being my best friend of 6 years! Cassandra La Cour. Smaaaaall freakin’ world.
:| … :) … :D … XD YAAAAAAY!
HOTSAUCE!
I can’t wait for the rest. Gimme gimme.
wow, dj and caito…
all of them actually.
i love love love this life!
Wow!! Gorgeous people.
Can’t wait to see the Hot 100!
Wow Autostraddle readers are hawt – can’t wait for the complete list! Tenny gets extra credit for the Justin Bieber tee.
Hawt damn. Uhn.
That’s all I have to say at this time.
I want that Justin Bieber t-shirt. That’s all
i kinda want the girl in the shirt … but without the shirt ;)
P.S. Can’t wait.
I have nothing ironic to say. I like the girl with the X on her neck..
It’s like when I was a kid in a toy store. I was “OOOH I WANT THIS!!!” and then I saw something else, like the ninja turtles or whatever and went “OOOOOOH NOOO… THIS IS WHAT I WANT!”ad infinitum.
(I think after hours of indecision I’d leave the toy store with the Julia box set ifyouknowwhatimean… maybeishouldntsaythatsincesheisarealpersonwhoreadsautostraddle… sorry.)
I picked her first!
Aw no, I just realised that volcanic ash cloud pending i’ll be in South Africa trying not to be eaten by a hippo and/or giraffe when this is out, shame, but at least im spared any possible mortification! Instead of me being there at the time im going to say what I know id say when all the photos are actually up on the 16th-> Fucking hell your all stunning, can all of you book a plane to Dublin immediately and i’ll bring you for pints thankyou in advance, Lou.
awww…i thought about sending a pic, but i talked myself out of it. hey Lauren, how’s it? ;)
Thanks for putting me up ladies!
Riot.xo