VIDEO: Autio/Video Teaser of Autostraddle’s New Webseries

The future is f*cking bright, kids. I hope you’re wearing 1-5 pairs of sunglasses.

We have been keeping a big secret from you which involves our favorite comedian of all time doing a webseries for Autostraddle called Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office.

BUT! Also. also. also. Though we’ll be bringing you a FULL teaser for our new show AutoNatic (I know, we voted on Nat’s What She Said, but we do what the pretty girl tells us to do Nat was so cute about liking AutoNatic better that we had to submit to her desires, but we have serious plans for a Nat’s What She Said SPECIAL SEGMENT) very, very, very, soon…

…today we are going to bring you a very special teaser for all of our brand-new webseries! You know, like they do on Showtime and stuff. Right? We’re fancy!

We don’t want to say too much more. ‘Cause we want you to be surprised, and maybe have a party in your pants? Is that too much to ask? When was the last time you had a real party in your pants…?
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AutoNatic

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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In Your Box Office: with Julie & Brandy

They see the movies so you don’t have to.

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Autostraddle Behind the Scenes

You know how we do.

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Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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79 Comments

  2. UM HELLO i work here and i still just died and came back to life a bunch due to this teaser.

    ARE YOU READY I DON’T THINK YOU’RE READY , ETC.

  3. Nat demonstrated scissor fingers, which are my favorite type of fingers, second only to chicken fingers! And who is the cute blonde w/ Julie Goldman? Is that her companion girlwife ladyfriend? hmm. Well, I always have a party going on in my pants, but after watching this, my pants decided to invite other people to the party… and install a disco ball. SO YOU KNOW ITS SERIOUS. yayayayayayayayayayay for the future! :)

  5. OMG! I want the future to be NOW. I don’t care what havoc it might wreak on the time-space continuum.

  6. I was concerned that you had spelled audio wrong..then I got it. DUH.

    LOOKS AMAZING, I WANT TO SEE IT NOW!

  8. To express how this makes me feel. I must quote Julie Goldman, “Holy Mother Fucking Shit, autostraddle”. I am looking forward to this more, please.

  10. OMG, my brain just had a heart attack and my heart just had a seizure. I LOVE THE FUTURE, especially when it’s pixelated.

  11. I just saw Julie Goldman on The Sopranos. I yelled “HI JULIE GOLDMAN” at my TV. And it was a way better moment than when I saw he-who-must-not-be-named on The Sopranos (you know, the guy with the gossip website).

    This is so exciting/awesome. The teaser was full of epic.

  14. you know how most years around this time, you’re anxiously waiting to see how ilene managed to fuck everything up this season? what i’m feeling now is like the exact opposite of that. eeeee!

    • so true! I’m afraid it’s a mirage that Ilene has somehow manufactured and that if I walk towards it I’m going to fall into some kind of canyon that plays the interrogation tape re-runs and is decorated like Max’s baby shower.

    • My guess: They use photoshop and special effects. Alex Vega is secretly not only a design director++, she’s a superwoman, leading a team of graphic supernerds, going over every pixel to make sure it’s flawless. I’m sure they have the budget for that, right?

    • This is pretty accurate. Brandy is our first 100% CG character! She looks so realistic the way her and Julie interact and I’m very proud of our animation team!

  16. awesome, i´ll be having a drink to celebrate this.

    To bravely straddle where no man has straddled before.

    • I’m pretty sure there is an inappropriate comment to be made here… I just can’t figure out what it is.

  18. SO THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE.
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    jk. these are very exciting times we’re living in, kids: the steve miller band is confirming this for me.

  19. the future is SO EXCITANT. Julie and I share some feelings about James Cameron, no biggie.
    Also Bumblebee at 2:17 made my nerdy heart go pitter-patter.
    Can’t wait!!

  20. I saw/heard Julie Goldman say Autostraddle and I got so excited, things went a little fuzzy. So I had to watch the whole thing again!

  21. This is making me really excitant! I need to buy more sunglasses for sure- alot of people probably do now if we want to keep our homosexy vision. I think autostraddle just single handedly revived an entire sector of the economy.

    • I READ ALL THE COMMENTS JUST SO I COULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TRANSFORMER BUT YOU WERE FASTER THAN ME ALEX VEGA.

      THE FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT I NEED TO ALL CAPS EVERYTHING
      WHERE IS VASHTI

  26. AUTOSTRADDLE * (JULIE GOLDMAN + TRANSFORMERS AND BUSES + REPEAL PROP 8 SIGN)= i dunno i passed out from amazing-itis.

  27. Um can the future be now. This looks amazing can’t wait to catch the Julie Goldman series. Bravah!

  30. i just laughed at that ‘white devil’ moment so hard i cried, and then i played it over and over. riese, could you make kelsey & i like a 8+ minute loop of that one moment? k thx.

  33. OMGaga! I just watched the this and I FUCKING LOVE AUTOSTRADDLE! I thought it couldn’t get better, but it will! The future is so so bright!

    • It is. Basically, this is why I go I COULD NEVER APPPLLLYYYY. It’s like being a lesbian Playmate.

  35. OMG you are really doing this! I’m so proud and a little teary-eyed but never mind that. It’s been a pleasure following you from Sunday Top Tens and Insomnia Poems to this rainbow coloured Internet empire, and at this rate I bet you’ll reach World Domination before Ellen does!

    Also, the fact that Nat liked my half-joking AutNATic win comment so well she changed the name of the series is the best thing that has happened to me since that HTYSTC award! Yay for democracy!

  36. Why was a little Bumblebee walking down the street. Transformers….more than meets the eye.

    Lookin good.

    • Haviland, you need an icon/avatar/whatever it is called. It is pretty much your civic duty. Also, as autostraddle’s BFF you have to represent. andmaybeijustwanttoseeyourfacebecauseyouarepretty

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  46. i feel like…. i also feel like i miss the future! (get it, because that is EXACTLY how I feel!)

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