The Basics
| Name | Ellen |
| Location | Tennessee |
About Me
| About Me | Oh, time for this section. Hm. Well, I’m kind of a nerd – I like gaming and reading. I also like knitting and other crafty things (though I’m not very good at it, so I have a lot of tiny hats). |
| Check All That Apply | Pansexual |
| Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy | … |
| Looking For | Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend |
| Relationship Status | Single |
| Virtues | Patience, sense of humor, intelligence, my pretty eyes! |
| Vices | My patience is not all-encompassing, and I smoke a lot of pot. |
| Are You Out To Your.... | Member(s) of Immediate Family, Close Friends, School/Work |
What I Like
| Favorite Books | Earth’s Children series, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and its sequels, Ender series, Deathstalker series (what can I say? I like getting super-attached to characters), Flowers for Algernon, The Neverending Story, and Guns, Germs, and Steel, among others |
| Favorite Queer Books | Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady (!), Tipping the Velvet |
| Favorite Movies | American Beauty, The Shape of Things, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Big Lebowski, The Neverending Story, Tipping the Velvet |
| Favorite Documentaries | Dirt! The Movie (so weird, yet oddly compelling), Life, The Human Family, What the #$*! Do We Know!? Uhm…if it has to do with nature or social sciences, it will almost certainly be my favorite! |
| Favorite TV Shows | Coupling, everything Whedon has done, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Avatar: The Last Airbender |
| Favorite Music | I like everything that doesn’t twang. |
| Favorite Sandwich | Avocado, tomato, farmer's cheese and sprouts |
| Favorite Quotes | From mah Facebooks: “Well, they were a bit…bitey.” – Shaun of the Dead “La pire chose que tu peux entendre lorsque tu es entrain de faire l’amour c’est: Chéri, je suis de retour…” “I’m as gay as a pickle basket!” The World According to Caboose: Hooker: Hi. I’m Candy. “It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don’t tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.”- “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handey “What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?” “Oh I know what you’re thinkin’ Pat: Is he gonna kill me too? The answer is I don’t know. Killin’ is a special thing. A special thing you do when you want someone to DIE” – Nice Pete, Achewood Comics “While cooking at home, Kelley noticed one of her multi-colored spoons she had always taken for granted. She waved it under Bob’s nose, saying it would make a beautiful knitting needle. Bob was dubious, which was all Kelley needed to spur her on to investigate.” – an advertisement for knitting needles “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” – “Ozymandias” by Percy Bysshe Shelley “I like my women like I like my cars! Freshly waxed, with a GPS tracking system” – Dinosaur Comics |
| Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com | The words and pictures |
| Favorite Writers | Jean M. Auel, Douglas Adams, Sheryl Jordan, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Simon R. Green (wow lots of British authors when I write them out), Jared Diamond, Carl Sagan, Florence King…so many… |