The most important thing about me: I have a doofy weirdo neurotic special dog/chupacabra named Beauregard who is the love of my life.

Other things about me that are less important than my dog: I work in autism research and have a job that I both love and am deadly burned out from.  When I grow up, I want to be lesbian Bill Nye. I would love more friends in my area but am very bad at initiating things or starting conversations, and also 100% of my free time is spent with my dog.  Whoops.