A+ Crossword Is Ordering a Bloody Mary and Tipping Extravagantly

Answer: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a ...
(the rest of this joke is an exercise left to the reader)
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Rebecca Goldstein

Rebecca is a research scientist and espresso snob who identifies as a stay-at-home queer. Constructing crosswords began as an early pandemic hobby, and she's since been published in the the New York Times, the New Yorker and several other mainstream and indie venues.

Rebecca has written 36 articles for us.