Last Night at Klub Deer
klub deer before dark (photo by aki)
Lizz: I have to be honest, I know the dance was where it was at, but I loved the last night at Klub Deer! Actually, I loved every night at Klub Deer. I crashed at 4am but I hear the party went until close to 6am.
Carmen: After attempts at taking a Smoker’s Circle pic seemed to be on their last leg, I headed to Klub Deer for the after-party to the A-Camp Dance, changing quickly into a midriff-cut shirt with a deer head spray painted on it and ditching all of my dignity at the door. I was, until around 5 AM, the official Klub Deer dancer: I managed and delivered bottle service, gave away booty drops for free, and put on a light show using a headlamp while standing below a glittery arrow pointed downward that read “GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.” In other words, the dreams of my lifetime came true that night.
Image via Carmen
Riese: Also I went to Klub Deer for the first time! Although admittedly I only went because I was trying to find my girlfriend. The thing about being super-busy and important like Marni and I are is that I felt like I hadn’t seen her in four days. But Klub Deer, man! There’s nothing like a rave in a room generally used for lanyard-making and drinking terrible coffee in flimsy paper cups.
Carrie: Signs Klub Deer is going from underground dance club (klub) to the world’s most popular mountain club for queers:
+ It was included in the actual camp schedule this time
+ Julie, Brandy, Marni, Riese, Robin and Carly made appearances
+ Intern Somer stole (she says “borrowed”) a speaker for KD when computer speakers just wouldn’t cut it
+ Carmen Rios provided three straight nights of fireplace strobe light dancing
+ Jill was the official bouncer and made campers show her photos of cats at the door
+ A camper made an actual Klub Deer stamp for entrance. (Who are you? I want to hug you.)
Cee: Realizing both Riese AND Katie from Alpine Meadows were both dancing in Klub Deer was a camp highlight. Also Jill making everyone show them pictures of their cats to get in the door was pretty amazing. Also Mere should potentially consider DJing as a side career. And the Klub Deer stamp!!
Robin: I love impromptu and very exclusive nature of Klub Deer (you have to make the guest list) (the guest list is the camp roster). The bouncer was super intimidating, but once I got in, it was lots of fun. We were able to bring Katie to Klub Deer on the last night, which was basically like bringing in a celebrity.
Riese: I feel like people reading this who are going to camp for the first time in October are going to say that Klub Deer only Somewhat Met Expectations on their camper surveys.
Jill: Also thanks to Rachel Walker I have a pic now of me bouncing at Klub Deer.
Monday, May 27th
We Love Katie – Photo by Cee Webster
Rachel: Somehow I always end up leaving camp at basically sunrise. I’m always overwhelmed with gratitude for the few other people who are also awake and eating cold cereal at like 7 am before the buses take us away. You are the light of my life, and I am always too sleepy and hungover to tell you. Here’s to you.
(photo by piper)
Sophia: I didn’t get to say goodbye to everyone the way I wanted to, but maybe that was a good thing because I know I’ll get to see everyone again at some point in time. I got more hugs than I’m normally comfortable with but it was good because it’s camp and it’s that environment where you see people walking their true walk with all the swag they want to put out and all the big smiles and we airport chilled and drank a lot of corona in terminal four of LAX thinking and reminiscing even though it wasn’t a day ago. We’ll come back! We’ll meet new people and we’ll do it all again in different ways and it’ll be great.
Riese: Sooooooooooo by the way, um, the Purple Team won color wars. Again. We didn’t want to make a big thing over it ’cause it seems suspicious that Purple Team has won both camps and also that it’s my team? I’m really not sure why this always happens for real. But uh, luckily Marni had designed up an elegant trophy (aka found a dusty synchronized swimming trophy at The East Bay Depot for Creative Re-Use for ten cents) and obviously we were all over that shit:
Riese: The best part of camp is when everybody leaves and then we pack and clean everything! HHAHAHAAH JK that part sucks.
Riese: Somer was so cute after camp, she was like, “I had the best time. Seriously I had the best time of anybody at camp. The best time. I feel bad for everybody else because they didn’t have the best time, because I had the best time.”
DeAnne: As it was in the beginning, so it shall be in the end. Except on the ride back, it was sunny, I was filled with camp-feelings (SO MANY FEELINGS), and Somer was drunk. As we were pulling away, she cracked me up by saying “I’m glad I’m so drunk. I mean, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I’m so drunk.” Ah, sweet Somer. We wound down the mountain, talking about it all, definitely not murdered but still, you know, kinda killed.
Photo by DeAnne Smith
Next: Feelings and Dance Photobooth pictures!
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OMG THE BLACKHEARTS PENGUINS
OMG THAT LAST PAGE/EVERYONE/EVERYTHING <3
OMG WHAT IS CUTER THE FACES OR THE FEELINGS?!?!
RIGHT? I CAN’T HANDLE IT LET ME HUG YOU ALL SO MUCH WITH ALL OF MY LIMBS
OMG YOU GUYS. I AM HAVING APPROXIMATELY 189 FEELINGS. Vanessa and Julia, your words were perfect. That last page is perfect. I have mixed feelings about my completelyandtotallyexcitedomg Fort Feelings photo, but I think it embodies how ecstatic camp made me feel, how joyful and included and loved so I will take it! <3
RT all these things.
RT RT.
Aw the photo booth pictures are the sweetest!
TIGER BEAT STOP MAKING ME CRY
p.s. those pictures of cait and i are literally the spin doctors’ song “two princes”
ONE TWO PRINCES KNEEL BEFORE YOU NOW
THAT’S WHAT I SAID NOW
also
I KNOW WHAT A PRINCE AND LOVER OUGHT TO BEEEEE
just go ahead now
i just made aimee listen to it twice and i’m not done yet
Where do I send my nomination for Vanessa and Rae as cutest couple of all time?
Yes. This. But can they tie with PJ and Mareika?
SO MUCH INFERNO IN THIS POSTTT
BURN BB BURN ~~~
i love you all equally.
ariellas bum is famous now
ass would have been a better choice of word
YOUR ASS IS FAMOUS, ARIELLA
sara texted to tell me pictures from the strip dance were in the last re-camp post and you have never seen anyone move toward a computer as quickly as i moved that day.
my ass and i are honored to have this fame bestowed upon us.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU FOREVER
My favorite part about this recamp was reading it while facebook chatting with some other Runaways who were also reading it and having ALL THE FEELINGS together and pretending like we were back in our cabin having a feelings circle. Because that is what camp is about.
Somer was A-Camp’s dark horse… she just quietly did weird hilarious shit in the background and executed it perfectly and would just walk away like “what, you’ve never seen human hair attached to tiny cone-shaped paper cups before?” and no, for the record, i had not
*i promise that i don’t just love her because she made the day 2 & 3 schedules that i was too busy to make though that is also a reason i like her but not the main one
can you tell that i was only on page 1 when i commented because NOW I SEE THE SALMON MOMENT <3 <3 <3
so grateful to have been there for the salmon moment
according to my very accurate scientific sample, 1 out of every 7 queers on a mountain will say “yes” to sustainably-caught fish jerky offered at random
salmo-ment?
that salmon moment graphic is prime intern work
the balloon tails point to people’s ears and not their mouth! sorry, pet peeve of mine. #critic
My favorite Intern Somer moment was when I needed a screw for Klub Deer (an actual screw you guys — get your heads out of gutter) and she immediately said, “Don’t worry Jill, I’ll find you one!” and she lunges head first into the woodsy darkness in search of a screw. In less than five minutes she returns with one, and after I install it she takes a picture of it for her intern resume.
I hereby request that Deanne and Somer come to any and all camp situatuons from this day forward.
Best New Intern Somer was my favourite joke that I didn’t get at all during camp.
My fondest memory is just seeing her rooting around in the hair around the phresh cutz station to make those little people.
Seriously, how did I miss the photobooth? Kiyomi, Jess, Zeller? How did that happen? How did we all miss this?
Im super sad panda now.
Me too. Totally missed the photobooth, which gives me sad feels, but it’s okay. I kinda avoided taking photos and finding photo sessions this camp, cause I wanted to #berightthere/beherenow. It worked. I was so fucking present all weekend, which felt great. I was able to detox from the universe in the best possible way by consuming all of you. xo
I’m with you on that one. And I also avoided photos at the dance because I was sweating from dancing so hard. Though the outlaws photobooth photo makes me smile so hard even though I’m not in it. I might print it out in wallet size and carry it with me. Is that weird?
OMG I JUST realized the photobooth pic of Hilly and I was up there. SO many FEELS. SQUEE+YIKES+YAY+LURVE+Everything!
I love my five dollar thrift Red Dress!!!
All the feels edition: Part Two.
Just finished reading the final page. Sad to finish it really, the conversations and the people were like something I hoped for but never managed to get. The mountain is amazing.
Your photos are amazing!
# babes. Such babes.
Also, you are a super duper shopping rockstar, with the five dollar fucking gorgeous dress that looked like a fancy new dress.
Your prom-posed photos were seriously the cutest. (And red is so so so your colour) You just needed the hat.
This is where I dole out my thank yous. I just finished watching the Stanley Cup and am PRETTY EMOTIONAL right now, so I apologize if I get pathetic.
Country Straddlers- This made camp for me. Everyone at camp was amazingly kind, but this was the one time I felt 100% normal. People got it, the love for the land and the struggle to stay when every queer narrative you ever hear is telling you that you HAVE to go. I really loved this. This will make me come back.
Lex- Thank you for letting me/making me cry the last night. It’d been 2.5 years since I had cried in front of another human being. I’m not always good at being compassionate with myself, and you sort of forced me to let myself be human and have feelings instead of responding to feelings with a quip and a shot. I still SORT of hate myself on the daily for the thing we discussed, but I’m trying to be kind to myself.
Lindsey- Thank you for forcing me to go to camp. I knew literally nothing of Autostraddle before I went, and now I feel like I have all these new friends that share a life experience most of my friends here do not.
Toros- You guys are amazing, and made me feel so welcome and wonderful. I love you guys, and I can’t wait til next May.
I love all of you so much.
Ahahah, however I love that I look like a predatory bird with a drink in that picture. THE CORSET IS STEEL BONED I CAN’T BEND AT THE WAIST OKAY??
so glad you liked the #countrystraddle!
It was EVERYTHING to me
I can’t really explain the effect the Country panel had on me, except like Doc said, it completely changed the conflicted feelings I have about living the in country. It was 100% exactly what I needed at camp and I wish it had been longer.
And the Toros, they LOVE you too. I am having so many feelings right now. Doc, you are extremely rad and you made me laugh and smile so many times at camp. xo xo xo
Oh Canada! How I love/miss you and your Timbits.
Badabing!!!
god i miss all of the slayers x 1000. how do i even live without camp. i haven’t seen anyone make a human hair sculpture for WEEKS
<3 x 10000
Yes! All the slayers were so incredible and I couldn’t have asked for a better cabin my first time as a staff member! I love you and miss you and miss camp so much!
Slayers gonna slay.
mey(er)s gonna mey.
So I didn’t get to go and I won’t get to go for awhile.
I think once I’m out to EVERYONE A-Camp will be a gift I give myself. But until that time I am here for the pictures and to read about the fun I missed.
P.S.-I hope A-Camp is going to be a thing forever because it looks like the best.
forever & ever & ever
if we can fill up every camp, we’ll keep going and going!
If you keep holding camps I’ll keep going and going forever and ever and ever.
Um… I didn’t realize I could be anymore excited about actually having registered for camp FINALLY. Is this even real, can a person even be this excited? :D
yes when you arrive at camp you will be even more excited!
this is true i know it from experience
you might arrive at camp and immediately be offered a temporary tattoo of a potato dressed as a pirate by people you’ve never met in real life before. It’s really exciting.
omg the photobooth pics are the best!!
Cee, I want to let you know that one of the NOPE Grumpy Cat posters is on my fridge right now, and I’ll treasure it forever along with 2 drawings my friends from A Camp 1.0 made.
ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN TO ROBIN FOR BRINGING OUT HER CAMERA FOR THE DANCE BECAUSE THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS I WANTED AT CAMP <3 <3 <3
Oh yay my butt is on the Internet!
Also TEAM AUSTRALIA PHOTO YUSSSS
yes I totally managed to sneak in a kiss with my girlfriend in that big ass group photo!! WINNING
i have a serious love/hate relationship with these recamps.they really pressure me in making camp4.0 happen but life, responsibilities, flight rates and a fucking ocean make it so hard. but ugh, so much cuteness. i guess it’s happening!
I need you to cross that ocean! Otherwise the circle of smoke would be incomplete.
MORE FEELINGS
The pool party was the best. I especially loved our impromptu synchronized swimming lesson.
For those of you who are uncomfortable in traditional swimwear – that makes me at least eighteen different kinds of sad, because I FUCKING LOVE SWIMMING AND THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT! One suggestion – rash guards! They’re basically t-shirts (or long sleeved shirts) that are made to be worn in the water. You’ll need a tight one if you want to go fast, but if you don’t care about that, loose fit ones are great too! As an added bonus, they also help protect your skin against UV.
syncho is hard you guys
also synchro
OMG, OUTLAWS, YOU ALL ARE THE CUTEST IN EVERY PHOTO YOU’RE IN/EVERYONE IS THE CUTEST IN ALL THE PHOTOS THEY’RE IN/EVERYONE LOOK AT NATE AND TAYLOR IN THAT PHOTO I LOVE IT FOREVER.
I LOVE YOU ALL FOREVER TOO.
thank you for mentioning nate and taylor’s photo, so i don’t have to.
also, excellent use of all caps.
*ahem* Sorry.
I just couldn’t contain the feelings in any sort of normal capitalization/punctuation situation.
Outlaws are not about containing feelings. It’s in our manifesto.
I wanna kiss both Nate and Taylor in that picture. Adorable humans.
ugh, bombshells totally won the pool party. i miss all your tiny faces SO MUCH.
I’m so bummed I missed the Slayers photo op at the dance! But this reminded me of Gaela’s amazing red lipstick (she kissed me on the cheek and I walked around with a lipstick print for a while).
but that photo of Potter and me. BROS BROS BROS.
Goal for next camp: seek more cheeks.
also <3
Awww!!! A picture of the Bombshells in their natural state. #TwerkTeam
i’m having a rough day and looking at those photobooth pictures at the end, and how happy everyone was, and how happy i am….totally crying about it right now. i love camp so much.
I’ve scrolled through the last page multiple times now and every time I do my heart melts.
Preach.
Tempted to make a Facebook fan page for Riese’s “Cunty” hat.
!!
Oh my goodness, I didn’t know until this recap that Julie and Brandy and Alex’s talent show song was an actual song.
I MISS KLUB DEER
This was the day Mary Tully had the entire cafeteria sing happy birthday to me at breakfast. I was blushing and sinking as deep as I could into my seat, but it was probably one of the best moments of my life.
Also, Robin, my photo booth picture is my absolute favorite thing right now. I want to give you soooo so many hugs to thank you for being there to capture that moment <3
I wanna cry that picture is so fucking cute.
I.miss.everything. All of it, all of you. everything.
October is so soon but feels so far away.
1.)I made it to the photobooth!
2.)I think we all had fun at the talent show (if ever again I will secure the uke before somebody straddles a wall and I become willfully incompetent)
3.) I will forever remember when the feelings happened on Geneva’s shoulder and how Ariella and Croce brought the smile back to my face.
4.) What we are doing here is magic…I mean nowhere else could you find over a hundred people so determined to keep the party going that they create the music when sound fails
5.) The morning I left camp, like a stranger on the early shuttle my last hug was from Marni, and while I forgot to ask if she consented, it was the best last hug I could have hoped for.
6.) I have now missed the ice cream social twice
7.) I can’t wait to do this again!!
Lanie, I’m like a confused Sim when I’m not at camp. I think you know what I mean.
I am so glad that when words failed I could use that metaphor and you were right there. right there!
wait we had an ice cream social this time
sooo I feel like this “ice cream social” is like the mythical shark at the bottom of the pool when I went to summer camp as a kid because twice now somebody has said it is happening and when I get there nobody appears to be consuming ice cream at all. There is literally no proof it ever existed.
i ate some ice cream but i ate it at the smoker’s circle, i’m not sure what that counts as.
I have so many talent show feelings! And that is all thanks to you Lanie. My favorite parts were that time on-stage before we started and you tried to acquire a uke, and when Stef was caught extremely off-guard by rapping.
I am just so happy that on Friday you and Willis joined “the project.” I appreciate you needing a project because so did I. Also thanks to Christie for fixing Alpine’s printer and supplying us with every single moody diva change I made. If I ever start a band I want all of you in it!
This day was so full of… feelings, camp, love, fatigue that stemmed from processing, being comfortable and happy and joyful and having learned so much over the last few days… that I couldn’t even attend that many sessions. Guys – I attended 4 panels on the first day. FOUR. So I was recovering for days after that.
So I sat in the sun, chatted with beautiful humans, made a thing (or two or three… the camp patches were the absolute best, and my homo and queermo patches are getting good use), sat in the sun some more, went to the POOL PARTY…
Oh my fucking god. Dancing with sexy beautiful people, jumping in the pool, dancing and smiling and talking to so many wonderful people… EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN BATHING ATTIRE AND CLOTHES AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS MADE OF CLOTH THAT MADE YOU FEEL OKAY – You are handsome, sexy, hot, powerful, beautiful and attractive. You inspire me.
This was one of my favourite parts of camp.
So was the impromptu spray painting of shirts, my favourite being gentle queer on the back of my camp shirt, and my new a-camp bag that now says “Don’t stop be fab.”
And then there was talent, ice cream social, and a dance. And my head and heart and body and soul exploded.
It has taken me days to be able to create an recamp response of any kind because I am still so filled up, emotional, and lovingly precious about the whole experience. Just wait until I get started on the gender, sexual fluidity, WOC/QPOC, family, and non-monogamy panels. FEELINGS.
Oh Canada! I love/miss you
Christie I heart you!!
Remember that one time when…
there were like 300 queers on a mountain and all of them were so attractive that it made my knees shake?
the bathroom in Falcon became the best place on the mountain?
for vegan breakfast there was only scary looking tofu scramble doused in ketchup?
DeAnne Smith made me laugh so hard I was crying?
the Autostraddle staff told *real* stories and I was crying for real?
the swingset became a place to look at the stars and contemplate life while drunk?
the swingset became a place where bears would hang around?
Klub Deer turned into a contest of who could make out with most people on the dance floor?
the kink panel made me uncomfortable in the best way possible?
I met the best people and formed my most meaningful friendships?
we all had feelings?
Shout-out to all the crazy talented people who performed at the Talent Show, and for keeping it super classy.
* Listening to people’s stories and slam poetry (especially the 5 person one) gives me shivers in ways that I didn’t know were possible.
* Ranger’s smutty story was brilliantly hilarious. You really have an excellent storytelling ability.
* Ginuwine’s Pony makes me smile stupidly large every time I hear it now, and my gf and I exchange knowing grins. Best. Association. Ever.
* Evie’s violin serenade makes me want to pick up the violin again. (And I know, I know, it’ll be like riding a bicycle =) )
* And Leslie’s comedy bit was seriously too short. Seriously.
* I love everyone and everyone is family <3
My cabin missed the picture the first night so we did a redo at the all camp photo and its not here. Wahh, feeling bombshells left out. <3
i just love all you guys a lot and miss you too much to write real feelings.
tiger beat you’re the best <3
Feelings <3
Mey & Rachel aka Giles! Best Watchers Ever.
Post-camp (yes, even a month post-camp) I find myself just full of feelings I can’t articulate.
Tiger Beat, I love you all (and can’t wait to see a handful of you this weekend!)
Smoker’s Circle, I love you all as well, you were basically my second cabin.
Just in general, I love everyone and the fact that this exists, and hope to see your faces in October.
omg that girl in the background of the picture of the Phresh Cutz with the sunglasses….you are the Girl On Fire.
Did you shoot any apples with arrows lately? Or ya know, overthrow any oppressive governments?
(I mean…that’s just my really nerdy way of saying I think you look like a total badass)
I normally wouldn’t admit this, but I feel this is a “safe space” so I will share.
One morning I headed to the kitchen post-breakfast time to hunt down some coffee. On the front door was a “sign” that simply said “Nope” with a sad cat on it. At this point I was unfamiliar with the internet meme “grumpy cat”… so to me it appeared that the cafeteria was closed until lunch.
I turned around, sighed, and walked away from the cafeteria, sans coffee, and sadder than the grumpiest cat, thinking that I had to wait until lunch for coffee.
CEE’S GRUMPY CAT NOPE POSTERS TOTALLY PRANKED ME.
I DID THE SAME THING!
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
OMG i saw a grumpy cat poster on one of the cabins up on the hill on the smaller side of the campsite and despite the fact that i’ve been to this camp three times and therefore should be familiar with the layout and where different cabins are, i thought for THE ENTIRETY OF CAMP that that cabin was where the Alpine staff lived and that they’d put up that sign to make sure none of us went in there looking for other A-Campers. i was like ‘that is the cutest KEEP OUT sign i’ve ever seen!”
i didn’t know that grumpy cat was a thing, let alone a meme, until we were driving down the mountain and i think marni mentioned it or we discussed it in some way
These stories are hilarious/cute! Since this is a safe space, can I fess up to some of my weirdo pop culture ignorance from former camps?
At the first camp, I had no idea what YOLO meant. YOLO was everywhere. YOLO was spray painted on things. It came out of mouths. YOLO! Yolo. Looked it up when I got home. Shameful.
At the second camp, I had *no clue* what it was that the Runaways were doing when they were saluting. And then my cabin started doing it because purple team, duh, and I still didn’t know why we were doing it. And then after camp I saw everyone refer to this as the “hunger salute” and fuck that made even less sense. It didn’t click in my brain until that GIF was posted as the first comment in a recap. AND I HAD READ THE HUNGER GAMES. I had seen the movie too!
I am dumb.
some highlights/feelings vomit/i still can’t be coherent about what those four days meant to me, so here’s a small sample:
– I will never be able to listen to “I Love It” the same way again. The dance and Klub Deer were amazing and the perfect way to end the weekend.
-I actually screamed aloud during the fashion show when Julie came out in her CUNTY hat and then I cried when she walked past me. there were real tears.
– two words: smoker’s circle
-and then this one time at the pool party Carmen introduced me to Julie and Brandy, who were basically the final straw that made me decide to come to A-Camp and I think I died. Except I couldn’t have died, because later that evening, fueled by vodka (and I’m not naming names, but that vodka might have come from my favorite aforementioned celesbians), I ended up throwing my clothing at Riese and Brandy and dancing onstage in Straddle This boxers. I think THAT’S when I officially died. It’s cool. My entire life is complete now. There will never be a better thing, and I’m completely at peace with that.
So many pictures of my dancers! I’m so freakin’ proud of all you ladies who decided after a two hour workshop you wanted to choreograph and perform with me. You all ROCKED MAJOR SOCKS and worked so hard and were so beautiful I just… Ugh. All the stripper mama feelings.
Camp is amazing, you guys. But the campers are SPECTACULAR.