“I was sitting at my little desk in my little living room, staring out my little window and thinking about this one girl’s extremely good ass.” And so it began.

Coloring pages of God’s greatest gift to humankind: butts!

You better pull up to the bumper, bend and make your booty whop and shake it like a polaroid picture because it’s time for a playlist that celebrates the backside!

“These are three incredible people who have put so much of their time and heart and energy into Autostraddle.”

Have you ever wanted to stick the entire rainbow up your ass for Pride? Well, you are not alone.

If you’re not complimenting your friends’ butts what even are you doing?

Let us be thankful, today and all days, for butts. The possibilities for butt play and pleasure seem almost endless — not only inside, but also outside! This guide walks beginners to impact play through slappers, crops, and light paddles and floggers, helping you find the perfect match for you and your butt (or someone else’s).

This week on NSFW Sunday: lesbian erotica, the G-spot, corsets, and the Lingerie Bowl.

Plus, a Thanksgiving flashback stuffed with queer family drama on this week’s Black Cake.

Consider this your invitation to stop hiding, loosen your cheeks and let your sphincter siren sing for the one(s) you love.

My girlfriend Lucy lives with the neurodivergent urge to put small, colorful things in her mouth.

Doom Patrol has a beautiful spectrum of queerness displayed across a strange, wonderful land; amidst time travel and sex ghosts and horsehead oracles and zombie butts.

Ilene Chaiken and Jennifer Beals have started a queer media company, The Legend of Vox Machina got renewed for a fourth season, a trailer for the SZA/Keke Palmer buddy comedy, Amber Benson reflects on Buffy, and more!

It’s NSFW Sunday. Get your sex on with some bikini zone, sexy tumblrs sex/drugs/rocknroll, Sexuality 101 in Thailand, Twilight Dildos, Car Wash Butt, and Alice/Tasha, the Sex Blogger Calendar, and sex advice from people who live with their parents!

We’re going to learn how to take a perfect ass selfie together in honor of Autostraddle’s Butt Week and your perfect butt.

“I like how I feel in my boring, black briefs, and I’ll probably keep wearing them for the rest of my long, gay life.”

Zack Snyder and Joss Whedon were not, of course, the first men to use Wonder Woman’s body — and especially her butt — as a blank page onto which they could project their feelings about Wonder Woman, specifically, and women, generally.

Plus, updates on Doom Patrol and All Rise.

“ANAL-ytics. Please don’t use that I am not serious.”

Maybe none of us can really remember movies from the 2000s. Maybe they were all fever dreams.