Some pet owners teach their puppies to fetch things, or jump, or sing gospel music. Some pet owners teach their puppy to respond when Tyra Mail arrives.
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That is pretty much the best accessory to TEAM NACHO wristbands. So…how many would we need then?
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hi i am in a relationship with brandy howard’s earrings
that is all
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Nacho steals the show, once again.
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this was the best minute of my day and it’s 11:33pm so i’ve lived a lot of minutes today
this was the best minute of my day
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I agree with this statement
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i feel like this video makes fetch happen
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Stop trying to make fetch happen. It is NOT going to happen!
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Why should Triple D get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big FEET?
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Generally I tend to let people who are named/ who have triple D’s do anything they damn well please.
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when i had a blackberry my phone used to yell TYYYRAA MAIIILLLLLLL (AHHHHHHHHH!) every time i got a picture message. i miss those days. i wish someone would send me pictures of nacho. i wish someone would give me nachos but then i will have to be a plus side model and miss jay will give me attitude about my signature walk in panel. oh, cute dog.
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i want to be a plus side model, i would like to model the baked potatoes, vegetable of the day, side salad (i don’t know if they have different models for the salad) but i don’t want to be the coleslaw
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Nobody ever wants to be the coleslaw. And the rice pilaf? That is a whoooole other story.
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i want to model couscous.
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now i’m hungry.
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me too buddy
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I just MADE couscous. Want some?
Stef can model it.
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riese – I think there may be a 2013 AS calendar theme in the making here.
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this is seriously so funny
i want season 2 NOW
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SECONDED.
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ahahahahaha.
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Y’all are fucking hilarioussss for this one.
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Coming home from a shitty 5 hour class to Nacho cuteness pretty much made my night. One of my cats yelps like that all the damn time, and it’s not cute at all.
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Well if you weren’t a lesbo fucking cat lady, that wouldn’t happen.
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WINNER
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I need a puppy. That puppy, more specifically.
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Good luck. Word on the street is that Nacho’s security team does NOT fuck around.
1) That’s a fantastic search query, despite the terrifying results.
2) Just kidding. Not that puppy. Any puppy will do.
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that’s fucking hardcore as it should be. it is Nacho after all.
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I just fell asleep for like three hours and woke up and watched this. Now I’m going back to sleep immediately and there’s a 78% chance I’ll dream about this dog. I’ll keep you posted.
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flying scorpions
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NICE TRY.
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can I has Elvira in autostraddle video
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um ok so i had a chihuahua for not long enough…. i miss and love him. THIS VIDEO WARMS MY HEART AND SOUL
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This is how I want to start my day everyday.
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Howling in Brandy Howard’s lap? Me too, my friend, me too.
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“YOU’RE PERFECT NACHO.”
In other news, now I need to cross “Dog howling in response to Tyra Mail” off the list of possible film thesis ideas. Julie & Brandy are always one step ahead.
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I’ve never had a puppy before, but I’ve successfully kept a plant alive for nearly a year, so!
When I get a puppy I hope it smiles with it’s eyes too. That is a skill that takes you places for sure.
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So true story, Autostraddle is blocked at my new job under the filter “mature content” (read: lesbosexy). Coming home to videos and comment threads like this make it all okay. This whole fucking thread is a comment award. Let’s be honest. You all rock.
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Oh, um … nevermind the PS I put on the #4 BtS. This video almost made me admit to liking dogs.
Strut your stuff Nacho!
Love this! I also like how it looks like Julie is pinching her arm at the end, as if to make sure she’s not dreaming? I am definitely TEAM NACHO.
i want TEAM NACHO wristbands for dinah shore wknd
Wait…did I just help come up with a thingggg for Dinah?
“Nacho” would fit on these:
http://store.krazystraws.com/merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=KS&Product_Code=nstraw-1&Attributes=Yes&Quantity=1
That is pretty much the best accessory to TEAM NACHO wristbands. So…how many would we need then?
hi i am in a relationship with brandy howard’s earrings
that is all
Nacho steals the show, once again.
this was the best minute of my day and it’s 11:33pm so i’ve lived a lot of minutes today
this was the best minute of my day
I agree with this statement
i feel like this video makes fetch happen
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It is NOT going to happen!
Why should Triple D get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big FEET?
Generally I tend to let people who are named/ who have triple D’s do anything they damn well please.
when i had a blackberry my phone used to yell TYYYRAA MAIIILLLLLLL (AHHHHHHHHH!) every time i got a picture message. i miss those days. i wish someone would send me pictures of nacho. i wish someone would give me nachos but then i will have to be a plus side model and miss jay will give me attitude about my signature walk in panel. oh, cute dog.
i want to be a plus side model, i would like to model the baked potatoes, vegetable of the day, side salad (i don’t know if they have different models for the salad) but i don’t want to be the coleslaw
Nobody ever wants to be the coleslaw. And the rice pilaf? That is a whoooole other story.
i want to model couscous.
now i’m hungry.
me too buddy
I just MADE couscous. Want some?
Stef can model it.
riese – I think there may be a 2013 AS calendar theme in the making here.
this is seriously so funny
i want season 2 NOW
SECONDED.
ahahahahaha.
Y’all are fucking hilarioussss for this one.
Coming home from a shitty 5 hour class to Nacho cuteness pretty much made my night. One of my cats yelps like that all the damn time, and it’s not cute at all.
Well if you weren’t a lesbo fucking cat lady, that wouldn’t happen.
WINNER
I need a puppy. That puppy, more specifically.
Good luck. Word on the street is that Nacho’s security team does NOT fuck around.
Literally the first google image result for “Nacho security team, holy fucking shit”
1) That’s a fantastic search query, despite the terrifying results.
2) Just kidding. Not that puppy. Any puppy will do.
that’s fucking hardcore as it should be. it is Nacho after all.
I just fell asleep for like three hours and woke up and watched this. Now I’m going back to sleep immediately and there’s a 78% chance I’ll dream about this dog. I’ll keep you posted.
flying scorpions
NICE TRY.
can I has Elvira in autostraddle video
um ok so i had a chihuahua for not long enough…. i miss and love him. THIS VIDEO WARMS MY HEART AND SOUL
This is how I want to start my day everyday.
Howling in Brandy Howard’s lap? Me too, my friend, me too.
“YOU’RE PERFECT NACHO.”
In other news, now I need to cross “Dog howling in response to Tyra Mail” off the list of possible film thesis ideas. Julie & Brandy are always one step ahead.
I’ve never had a puppy before, but I’ve successfully kept a plant alive for nearly a year, so!
When I get a puppy I hope it smiles with it’s eyes too. That is a skill that takes you places for sure.
So true story, Autostraddle is blocked at my new job under the filter “mature content” (read: lesbosexy). Coming home to videos and comment threads like this make it all okay. This whole fucking thread is a comment award. Let’s be honest. You all rock.
Oh, um … nevermind the PS I put on the #4 BtS. This video almost made me admit to liking dogs.