Quiz: What Lesbian Form of Transportation Are You?

It’s Sunday, and you know what that means! The Autostraddle editors have prepped a brand new way for you to procrastinate from the little Sunday tasks you promised yourself you’d do in the form of a vaguely lesbian personality quiz!!!!! This time, I ask the question I’m sure has been on your heart and mind: What lesbian form of transportation are you? What constitutes lesbian transportation? You’ll have to take the quiz to find out, but I’m sure you can imagine at least some. Haven’t we all looked at a particular car and thought: lesbian.


Quiz: What Lesbian Form of Transportation Are You?

It’s gay movie night! Pick a movie to watch!(Required)
What snacks are you having at gay movie night?(Required)
What sweet treat are you having at gay movie night?(Required)
Pick a form of mass transit:(Required)
What’s your favorite kind of juice?(Required)
Pick a sport:(Required)
What sounds good for dinner?(Required)
Thirsty? Pick a way to rehydrate:(Required)
What homemade treat sounds best?(Required)
How do you like to spend relaxing alone time?(Required)
What’s your favorite thing to look at in nature?(Required)
Pick a green:(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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2 Comments

  1. I got A Megabus in 2011! I never took it but I do like being described as a connecter.

    I might have already mentioned this, but the lesbian sweater quiz a couple weeks ago changed my life for the better. I got “floaty cardigan” – a style that I didn’t know existed and I’m a cardigan fanatic. So of course I had to buy one and now I get to stride down the hallway at work with my black wool cardigan duster billowing behind me like Neo in the Matrix.

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