And I Feel God At This Baby Shower Tonight

Welcome to the fourth edition of Baby Steps, a column about the gestation and eventual birth of a human child!

When it comes to baby showers, Gretchen was pretty certain about what she wanted: not to have one. Baby showers as a concept encompass so much of what my wife attempts to avoid at all costs, such as “being the center of attention” and “allowing others to spend money on her.” So when we announced the pregnancy to our friends several months back and our passionate planner and spreadsheet legend Rachel immediately volunteered to organize the shower, I imagine Gretchen hoped this event would never truly come to fruition, that it was a soft plan, the kind of plan you can set and forget, the kind of plan she could somehow weasel her way...

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