Which Pair of Cinematic Boys Should You Bisexually Terrorize?

Since Challengers took the world* by storm, there’s been a lot of talk about the MMF throuple on-screen. But Challengers isn’t just about any MMF throuple dynamic. It’s about the very specific — and oft-filmed — romance between two bros and the woman they worship.

It’s less a love triangle or a throuple and more two men acting out their desire to fuck by projecting onto a woman. Although a pedestal has its problems, there’s also potential fun to be had as the woman at the center of the trio.

So let’s say you’re a bisexual getting off on two homoerotic boys drooling over you, which pair of movie bros would be your ideal to terrorize?

*my group chats, my Spotify, and the bisexuals I follow on Twitter

Which Pair of Cinematic Boys Should You Bisexually Terrorize?

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Drew is a Brooklyn-based writer, filmmaker, and theatremaker. She is a Senior Editor at Autostraddle with a focus in film and television, sex and dating, and politics. Her writing can also be found at Bright Wall/Dark Room, Cosmopolitan UK, Refinery29, Into, them, and Knock LA. She was a 2022 Outfest Screenwriting Lab Notable Writer and a 2023 Lambda Literary Screenwriting Fellow. She is currently working on a million film and TV projects mostly about queer trans women. Find her on Twitter and Instagram.

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5 Comments

  1. I got Design for Living, which I really want to see but haven’t been able to get hold of :(
    What were the other options? I always want to be able to read all the possible results of these quizzes!

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  2. I got Jules et Jim and, yes :

    You’re kind of a misandrist. In fact, you’re not even sure why you took this quiz except that you saw “terrorize” before “boys” and thought that looked fun

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