Please know I was tempted to make this a quiz to find out which word from the Love Lies Bleeding title you are: Love, Lies, or Bleeding? But I ultimately deemed it “too absurd” and perhaps “only funny to me.” Instead, I have designed this personality quiz to tell you which iconic prop from Love Lies Bleeding you are, which could very easily fall under the “only funny to me” category as well, but TOO BAD! You’re here, you’re queer, you’re likely avoiding some all-important task by seeking out personality quizzes on the internet. Let’s relive the queer magic of Love Lies Bleeding with a quiz. There will be spoilers in the results of this quiz.
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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I’m currently upholstering furniture listening to Cowboy Carter, or trying to between bouts of frantic dancing.
This quiz fits right in, somehow.
“You’re a bloody Crater Gym tank!” Which kind of sounds like a Brit insult, but also my new ambition in life.
Egg whites! Oh, to live up to the queer care this quiz has decided I convey
I cannot overstate how hilarious this quiz is, especially the lead-in. My god. It’s definitely not only funny to you.
I mean, I know how these work (like newspaper horoscope, make sure anyone can read themselves into any one of the results), but it’s still kinda creepy how accurate this happened to be despite having no interest in the film 😅
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