The final week of Riverdale is upon us, and I am not emotionally prepared!!!! So I’m coping the only way I know how, which is to revisit some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-iest (complimentary) storylines the show has given us through the past seven seasons. All week, I’ll be serving up some retrospective Riverdale content as I look back on the show that taught me how to embrace the absurdity of life.
First up: this chaotic quiz! Be warned that spoilers abound for the entirety of Riverdale, including season seven, which ends THIS WEDNESDAY. I mayhaps (as Cheryl Blossom would say) had a little too much fun coming up with fake storylines and details for Riverdale. I hope you have as much fun taking the quiz as I had making it!!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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140! i’ve never seen riverdale but should i?
But even i’d heard of our man Bret Weston Wallis
60! a lot of those were guesses! this is crazy!
Basketball vs poetry!!
oh yes you’re right i can’t keep track of sports lol i’ll fix!
20/20! My god, do I love the batshit fever dream of a love letter to pop culture that is Riverdale, and how fun to revisit these truly bananas storylines.
I too am NOT READY for this ride to be over. Thank you Kayla for your hilarious and insightful recaps and updates about the epic highs and lows (lol) of this show over the years!!!
Wtf, now i strongly feel i should watch this??
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I can’t believe how many crazy storylines Riverdale has had over the years. I think I got most of them right, but I’m not sure about a few. I’m definitely going to have to go back and rewatch some episodes to refresh my memory.
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This is the perfect way to show people how absolutely nuts Riverdale is
There was so many good storylines that I never realized they had.
I appreciate this list! Many thanks.
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I really enjoyed this article. I skipped the spoilers because I haven’t finished watching this series yet.
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This is so true. I can’t pick one story line as my favorite.
Thanks for writing such an interesting article!
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I couldn’t get any of these right. I’m going to have to download this series and watch it all over again.
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Riverdale is my favorite series! But I still got most of these wrong.
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