Feature image of Liv Hewson by Jon Kopaloff / Stringer via Getty Images; feature image of Lauren Ambrose by Manny Carabel / Contributor
Buzz buzz buzz, my sweet little cannibal queers!!!! All has been rather quiet on the Yellowjackets front, and I would know, because I have Google alerts for exactly two things: my own name and the television show Yellowjackets. But today, we finally got some Yellowjackets season 2 cast news! Variety reports that Six Feet Under icon Lauren Ambrose will play the adult version of Van, which immediately makes me think: 1. Lauren Ambrose and Tawny Cypress in scenes together……. 👀 hello and 2. Does this mean Van did indeed survive the woods and make it back to the outside world?!
I’m thinking the answer has to be yes, especially since Ambrose is being brought on not just as a guest or recurring cast member but as a series regular for season two. So we’re going to be getting a decent amount of Adult Van stuff! On top of that, we’ll also be getting even more Teen Van! The ever-delightful Liv Hewson has been promoted to series regular for season two as well. And now that Taissa and Van’s relationship is no longer a secret from the team, I think we can expect a lot more gay makeouts in the woods.
(I suppose technically it’s possible that Van survived but did not make it out of the woods and is instead still there with an Adult Lottie, running a little cannibalism cult together, but I doubt it! And I hope not! Because I need an abundance of those aforementioned scenes between Ambrose and Cypress, which are bound to be devastating.)
In case you were wondering, in the time since Yellowjackets season one finished airing, I threw a Yellowjackets-themed costume party for my 30th birthday and also have steadily earned a reputation amongst multiple friend groups as “the girl who talks about cannibalism a lot,” a title I shall wear proudly. Don’t worry, I’ll be back with my famously long episodic recaps when the series returns for its hotly anticipated second season in which I hope somebody finally gets eaten. I’m kidding! (No I’m not.)
Hopefully, Adult Lottie casting news is next?!
THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS
you are in the other room i should literally just go talk to you about this in person
Lmao i love this
“…in which I hope somebody finally gets eaten.”
Do you mean…or…?
Very excited to get more Van!!!
Are you there, God? It’s me, a 40-year-old butch who is still not over Claire Fisher.
OH MY GOD.
This is perfect casting, I’m THRILLED, holy shit!!!
I’d seen Lauren Ambrose mentioned in fancasting discussions but didn’t think they’d actually cast her, I love this SO MUCH!!
the “precisely two google alerts” took me out
thank you for this exciting and delightful news!!!
HELL YES
Now please cast Shannyn Sossamon as Adult Lottie and all the dreams of the 90s/early 2000s will come true
*Nicki Minaj voice* no, I don’t think you understand…I’m OBSESSED
like I need Shannyn as Lottie more than is reasonable. I care more about this than I care about anything happening in my own life probably
Nice. Perfect casting!!! I love this show so much.
Excited!! 🍖🍖
Yes Van!!
This is awesome news!
Lauren Ambrose booked and busy in the year 2022! you simply love to see it! the way Claire Fisher was everything to me
thrilling news!!!
I cannot BELIEVE that my reward fo finishing the crossword puzzle today is learning about series regular liv hewson (!!!) and that van survives! Truly a blessed saturday