If you have been wondering to yourself which one of the beloved pets of Autostraddle you are, then this is the day for you! You can finally find out if you are me, Carol the Dog, or perhaps a different pet owned by an Autostraddle staff member???
We have great dogs and cats here at Autostraddle.com — which one of them are you? (This quiz is accessible to both animals and humans)
CAROL IS A PERFECT DOG WHO ENJOYS SHAKING, CURLING UP INTO A CIRCLE, CHICKEN NUGGETS FROM WENDY'S, CUDDLING WITH PEOPLE WHO COME OVER, BITING SNEAKERS WHEN THEY ARE RUNNING ON FEET, AND DASHING MADLY THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE
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Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
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Lola!!! My heart! 😍
I’m the Carol now!!
congratulations you win!!!!
Me,too! Wait till I tell the cats!
I am Zucchini
i’m flattered. but actually…i am zucchini.
What an HONOUR to get regal angel Winona.
🥲 🔱
I’m socks!!
I (Chloe) got Zucchini, but I intend to take this quiz from both of my dogs’—Theodore (pictured) and Beanie (not pictured)— points of view. Will report back!
Theodore also got Zucchini!
Beanie got Mya, which is fun because Beanie weighs 10 pounds!
Well I tried to post of pic of my dogs bc I am having a lot of fun here on animalstraddle but it doesn’t seem to have worked, RIP
you have many of me in your family. no family is truly complete without me tbh.
I got Buckett, who seems very cute so I’m down
I got Mya, who looks like a sweetie.
My cat got Carol which continues to prove that Carol is actually a cat.
i will share this with my therapist thank you!!!!!
My cat got Nicole’s dog Mya which proves my theory that my cat is part dog
I got Carol, which makes me feel very honoured and very seen. I feel confident that it must be the anxiety, common in me and chihuahuas alike. also, it was so hard to choose between Melissa King, Kristen Stewart and Elliot Page
i was kristen stewart!!!!!!!!!! i love anxiety!!!!!!!
what an honor to be named Carol herself by this quiz
congratulations tlyn!!!
I GOT ANYA’S CAT BUCKETT HI BUCKETT DO YOU LIKE SALMON TOO
I got Mya and my cat got Tubbs!
I got Winona :)
i got zucchini!!!!
Zucchini, you are You !
And also I am you.
Hi, this is Bocce, Christina is my rescue human. Saved her from getting put down!!
Anyway, took the quiz for Christina (she’s still sleeping while I am secrectly on her computer):
WINNER: CAROL!
Well, I can’t disagree with that Christina is almost as pretty as Carol!!
If Christina’s grooming was better and her breath smelled fresher, I think it might even be a tie!
OH WELL, THESE HUMANS ARE SO HIGH MAINTENANCE!!
Everybodys best friend and generally all around best in Show!!
Bocce
PS: changed a few things in Christina’s profile to give it some class and appear a little less lame……its an uphill battle!!
don’t worry i have bad breath too (the worst!!!!! bc i hate water!!!!)
I took it as myself and got Winona 🥰
Finally some representation around here
I would like to complain to the managers about an error in my results though, it said “dog” but the answer I in fact selected was “god”. I trust you will rectify this matter immediately
I got Socks :)
I got Mia, but why?? Who is Mia??
Do I have to read some dog column to find out?
Mya wrote this post yesterday, if you’d like an intro to her and to read her bio.
I got Buckett! Who looks very cute but I was expecting to be a dog so this was a very eye-opening experience for me.
Yesssssss I got Carol, my favorite dog who is not my own! I got a photo of Carol in the mail once and it brought me much joy. Xoxo
i got Winona and Sharky got Socks! slightly brainless cats!
I AM WINONA BLESS UP
Literally fist pumped when I got Carol. Best quiz yet tbh!
omg im carol!!!!! hi baby!!
I love this so much! I am Buckett! I thought i would be a dog so i guess i am also learning!
My partner is Carol who is a dog!!! But they are a cat in a their soul!! lot of processing from this quiz
I got Socks! Yay!
I’m sure this is because I correctly answered that my least favorite human is men.
Ooh. I took this from the perspective of our 11 month old Husky foster, and she’s Mya!
Now that Milo has stopped monopolizing my laptop, I took the quiz as myself and got Zucchini! I must be a cuddly baby!
I (a human) have never felt so seen by an online quiz and I’m not sure exactly what that says about me, but whatever it is, it’s very flattering. Especially because I got Zucchini!!!