The one thing 2021 has made abundantly clear is that social media is bad, bad, bad for us. But also most of us need to be on social media — for work, for friendship connections, for romantic pursuits, and also because otherwise our families are gonna be calling us ON THE PHONE to make sure we’re alive. We don’t need to add the stress of TALKING on the PHONE to this already very stressful world we’re living in. So what can you do? Well, I’ll tell you what I did and it was one of the best things I did all year: You can follow a bunch of cats on Twitter. They speak their own language, these cats; they all have their own personalities; they talk to each other, and they’ll talk to you too. Cat Twitter is the best Twitter and, in my opinion, it’s the smartest thing you can do to keep social media from making you want to hurl yourself into the sea.

As always, please leave your favorites in the comments!

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1. Sarge

i am try to make my tacos and run my busines and benly is taking bites out of my truck https://t.co/sf32t1YRwa

— Sargey Claus 🎄 (@sarge_the_kitty) December 21, 2021

2. Benny

BROTHORS WORKING TOGETHOR :) pic.twitter.com/WQ2kpWVVdL

— Jingle Bean 🔔 (@benny_the_kitty) December 22, 2021

3. Coke Zero

mine Mome. bak'ed thise Bread.,
, it smealt. Bade pic.twitter.com/IhPkfr5veA

— Coke Zero 🥤 (@CokeZeroCat) October 27, 2020

4. Blueberry

brrrrr 💤 🌱 pic.twitter.com/mvGocYe4no

— blueberry 🫐 (@brrbrrblueberry) March 24, 2020

5. Princess Pamcake

enjoying, the goodly sink drink , pic.twitter.com/3bpfoFd6nh

— Pamcake (Festive Type ✨) (@PrimcessPamcake) December 5, 2021

6. Princess Mochi

Blankot 💗 https://t.co/P9Ae8nj3yb pic.twitter.com/ObdDzA82sn

— Mochi Kitton 🍡💗 (@PrimcessMochi) December 25, 2021

7. Butterbean

Looky my scrungy Face. You see it. An also my litol bean foot , thanks pic.twitter.com/Va2CXZSOr7

— butterbean (bean) bIm 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@beansboye) December 28, 2021

8. Potato

gotcha pic.twitter.com/j7WLHSAb3Y

— potato 🥔 (@sweetpotato_cat) December 20, 2021

9. Inspector Basil

DWEEZLE IS BACK ON THE MENU TONITE BABEYY!! pic.twitter.com/8lRG4p8ESG

— Inspector Basil 🐈‍⬛✨ (@BasilTux) December 30, 2021

10. Willow

mmmm stamdemg for mine torkey dinnore pic.twitter.com/cfIvKwNZj0

— Willow (@oneeyedwillow) December 27, 2021

11. Buffy

wimslow is huggemg mine bundt ,. she so werd pic.twitter.com/56QrQUUPOk

— Buffy (@twoeyedbuffy) December 21, 2021

12. Bink Bonk

woa h! pic.twitter.com/1hdrrkf5Zo

— Bink Bonk (@BinkleBonkleBoy) December 14, 2021

13. Mr. Fig

im have met the Loave of Mine Life .., sweat Rabunzel ,..lock'ed awaye from the worlb ,im must only gayse from Afar .., pic.twitter.com/QQOTfmoqJ8

— FIGGY PUDDIMG 🎄 (@mrfigarocat) December 24, 2021

14. Ally

youe will not believfe how cozey thise blamkey is ime juste so cozey and sleepey pic.twitter.com/u4LOk8abru

— ally claus 🎅🏻🎄 (@allythe_cat) December 30, 2021

15. Elton

I will hlep with yorue thing. I’m good it pic.twitter.com/gQNvi3N6b2

— elton the cat (@orangeofaman) December 20, 2021

16. Paul Blart

LETS GROOVE TONIGHT
SHARE THE SPICE OF LIFE pic.twitter.com/ig0hFy5oUK

— Paul Blart (@swagmastarpaul) December 30, 2021

17. Joey

the view’s up hear . imanculate pic.twitter.com/iKqfH8Ht2I

— joey to the world 🎄 ⬅️⬆️ 🧡 suki (@joeyfreckle) December 23, 2021

18. Julie

Six pant’s. None the richer. Kiss JULEY pic.twitter.com/r81SJ0aEJj

— julie 🦩🍩⭐️ (@goodgirljuliee) July 21, 2021

19. Ivy

, do not Accuse me of .. something I did Not do pic.twitter.com/zYCwNW8DuL

— ✨ivy✨ 🧡 (@roundmoogurl) December 29, 2021

20. Bilbo

sneep pic.twitter.com/ZeccWHsX4u

— bilbo 🍊 (@thegoodcatboy) November 2, 2021

21. BigFootJinx

merry christmas everyone!! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/IwAlujX95G

— jinx 🐈‍⬛ (@bigfootjinx) December 25, 2021

22. Jorts and Jean

I am purring very loud because I love all of you. https://t.co/MbWz18H8WM

— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 15, 2021

23. The Cagle Cats

Pleased pic.twitter.com/Xt3Bp7Eiyq

— the Cagle Cats (@CagleCats) December 30, 2021

24. Alfie

MUNCH pic.twitter.com/hFLPCok0TC

— alfie’s coole tweats (@goodboyalfie) December 8, 2021

25. Cats With Jobs

pic.twitter.com/LUn5LxSXDY

— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) December 29, 2021

26. StimkyThumb

Ya? :) pic.twitter.com/leEj7xavqP

— New Year, New Dad (@StimkyThumb) December 31, 2021

27. StimkyKeeks

Am I a joke to you? pic.twitter.com/DGTVQNVq65

— Keeks (@StimkyKeeks) December 14, 2021

28. BeetleTheBaby

I Want a Pop Tart pic.twitter.com/kMo4LlAOve

— evil beeble (@beetlethebaby) November 25, 2021

29. Kity Leo

I dimosaw , pic.twitter.com/7ATFXVmBQ7

— Kity Leo (@KityLeoTheKity) December 29, 2021

30. Mousecow Today

Mousecow has come to ask why the heating is off again…#EverybodyLovesMousecow pic.twitter.com/BOjajFvrpe

— Mousecow (@MousecowToday) December 20, 2021

31. Bonky (Link)

explane … thise. . pic.twitter.com/OQIq7b8oK4

— Bonky (Link) (@StimkyLink) May 21, 2021

32. Sandwiches

I have Suspicion’s ..,.,, is maybe a Impöstêr pic.twitter.com/Sw8T5N61dl

— sandwiches (@sandwiches_cat) December 20, 2021

33. Eggs

Cappen Ëgg Reporting For Doody Sir pic.twitter.com/S9DnXDHm9R

— eggs (@eggs_cat) December 31, 2021

34. Beans

i will shaire my gürt with sistre @sandwiches_cat bc she is Goode pic.twitter.com/d7uyweujv9

— beans (@beans_kitty) October 21, 2021

35. Bodega Cats

pic.twitter.com/0xDVBxDqQb

— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) December 31, 2021