Hi there toaster strudels! How are you doing? It’s one million degrees outside where I live. Are you keeping hydrated? I just had the best plum of my life, so I’m gonna be riding that high for at least another fifteen minutes. (It was a black plum. The Babadook brought it to me.)
This week, Mal had some important things to tell us about NYC Pride.
Wynonna Earp is back, and Valerie’s recapping it for us! I am excitant!
Erin watched Claire of the Moon, and also a youtube video about hobby-horsing. I can’t even with Erin this week. She’s kind of perfection.
Reneice had this dispatch from the LA Resist March.
Ali’s got our day-drinking needs covered, in the classiest of ways.
Did you hear? The L Word cast got together for some laughing loving fighting f*cking crying drinking dreaming… I mean, a photoshoot and interview. But who killed Jenny?
And then there were your comments!
On The Babadook was a Special Guest at A-Camp and These Are His Stories:
The I Like Big Bababutts and I Cannot Lie Award to Kris H:
On A List of Lesbian Moments from the 2017 Tony Awards:
The Visibility Matters Award to Laura:
On I Watched Lesbian Classic “Claire of the Moon” and Can Somebody Come Help Me Up:
The Hello Fresh Award to hihello:
The Sunken Place Award to Sally:
On The Top 5 Worst Songs I’ve Had Sex To:
The Party Rock Award to Nate:
The Jeff Goldblum Chest of Excellence Award to Merissa:
On Notes From A Queer Engineer: 5 Facts About Rainbows:
The Butterfly in the Sky, I Can Fly Twice As High Award to Katie S:
The I’m Circumbinary, You’re Confused Award to QueSarahSera:
On We Are All These Hobby-Horse Girls:
The Rein It In Award to Kristana:
On No Filter: Stephanie Beatriz And Gaby Dunn Begin The Gathering Of The Bisexuals:
The BiCon Award to Arcadia, Andrea and Carmen SanDiego:
And on Lesbian Bar Names of the Past, Ranked:
The Birth of Napster Award to Molly Priddy:
See a funny or amazing comment that needs to be here? E-mail me at queergirlblogs [at] gmail [dot] com!
Thanks for both giving ME a comment award and also giving the award that I do EGREGIOUSLY DEMANDED you give to Nate.
Hey, I’m here for the butt-touching.
-Wait, that’s not what I
Kris did you touch QueerGirl’s butt at camp?
No and now I’m salty about it
“The Birth of Napster Award” OMG
I mean when Molly said they were doing “very important work” I just assumed…
YES THIS WAS IT AND DEFINITELY NOT FUMBLING AROUND
Thanks QG, you are too generous.
Also, I first typed the above sentence in the A+ contact box, which I have a habit of doing, so sorry to anyone who checks the A+ box and keeps seeing nonsensical messages.
Note: the above comment may or may not be a setup for a punchline involving boxes.
Also tho can we talk about what a silly euphemism ‘box’ is? It’s not very box-like, just saying.
I am more than happy to convert this into a semi-serious investigation of the merits or otherwise of the box euphemism.
Cons:
handled by deliverymen
Pros:
flaps
“Handled by delivery men” is making me think of all kinds of box-based pickup lines, some of which work, most of which don’t.
“I’m like UPS, I’ll handle your box with care.”
“If it fits, it ships.”
Also, basically all of Fedex’s mottos sound like sex slogans…
“When it Absolutely, Positively has to be there overnight”
“It’s not Just a Package, It’s Your Business”
“Our Most Important Package is Yours”
“Absolutely, Positively Anytime”
“The Way the World Works”
“Be Absolutely Sure”
“We Understand”
“We Live To Deliver”
Comes overnight?
Also, Cats like boxes
hrmmm
I give this comment award article an A+, nice job team! Oranges and water for everyone!
OH HEY IT’S COACH JANE
THE HELLO FRESH AWARD. Claps for you, Queer Girl.
Thank you! <3
I’m usually opposed to editing a dog out of a photo, but this week’s cover image is A+ work
That was @stef‘s good work!
Ty would also make a great comment award doggo.