Most of the time, stock photography is pretty okay. Try searching for “lesbians” or “BDSM” though, especially together, and you get gems captioned like “Two red sexual girl [sic] with blue eyes and pale skin on a black and white background. Women lesbian girl. Long red hair. Fetish model. Look at the camera. Beautiful underwear.”
Obviously everyone looks like they’re having a fantastic time and not bored at all.
All photos are from Shutterstock.
ugh babe I’m so over roleplaying Westworld
I don’t believe this
believe what
it’s totally my turn to top
what no we agreed it was mine
when
last time
last time when you were a top
look you’re already wearing a handcuff and everything
you’re wearing one too
no I’m not
I’m restraining you
look at how restrained you are
I’m sorry I said your bra didn’t fit right
even though it doesn’t
what was that
what no I didn’t whisper anything
I think your blindfold is covering your ears
I liked when you wore my gold eyeshadow that time
you should do that more
you only like me when we’re identical
what?!?
haha no
we look soooo different
my hair is half up and everything
look how different we look
shhhh just relax
try to make your eyes glaze over more
I’m practicing being a vampire
I told you tug-of-war scissoring isn’t a thing
I am so comfortable right now
I’m great I’m having so much fun
this is what fun looks like
can I ask you something
yes of course
why does everyone think we’re doppelbänging
I don’t know
I mean my stockings are totally different from yours
I know
totally different
no this look on my face is “excitement”
look how excited I am
also turned on
also our therapist says Tuesday morning is still good
I don’t understand why you have to make everything about balloons
I don’t understand why you don’t
did you yawn
no I’m not yawning
I thought I heard a yawn
no
I always make this noise when I scratch my face
you’re stepping on my hair
no I’m not
it’s shibari
I told you both a million times
on Wednesdays we wear purple
do we have too many spikes do you think
oh never
never too many spikes
did you seriously rip my stockings with your chains
we TALKED about this in the car
that’s it right there
are you sure you know what you’re doing
yeah I saw this in a movie once
this is so perfect
stop pouting
I’m not pouting
I told you I wasn’t going to spank you until after our family portrait
I can’t believe you brought the single-tail that clashes with my corset
I can’t believe you wore the corset that clashes with the bar
also the tag is sticking out
…is that my corset
no
I can’t believe this
next Thursday we’re just getting tacos
I promise I’m not a wolf
look I’m wearing lipstick and everything
did your stomach just growl
no
come closer
this is fine
this is exactly what I had in mind
oh yeah
definitely get that molar checked out
no there’s no one else here
just you n me babe
just keep looking at the wall
ears?
check
flogger?
check
safeword?
“polkadot”
okay we’re ready
let’s bring that Catwoman/Minnie Mouse fanfic to life
I thought you said we would both be sex bunnies
I am a sex bunny
my outfit is the exact same as yours
don’t turn around
- Miss you deeply, Western Art History.
TUG OF WAR SCISSORING
why do they always have to look alike. why. why. why
To intensify the fantasy for the straight male viewer these images address and are intended to titillate.
All Lesbians Are Twins.
Q.E.D.
The captions are out-of-this-world hilarious! :D Doppelbänging!! lol Brilliant, just brilliant.
The umlaut was an especially nice touch.
The cherry on top, as it were
Goddamnit, I miss The Toast.
Same, same
Every. Day.
Whats with the all-in-one suit things?!
“doppelbanging” I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair. Note: I’m in the (open plan) office XD
They’re either at superhero training camp or they take protection very, very seriously.
Safe sex – the extreme edition.
Those are pretty bold pictures to watch in the open office :o
I like to live life dangerously….
(More like, I was really reeaaaally bored lol)
“This is why my chiropractor is on speed dial”
The proportions are really off here, unless she has the world’s longest femurs.
OMG, Carolyn for the win. Also, as a BDSM practitioner….W. T. F.
Carolyn if you just ran these with NSFW Sunday for awhile, people might stop complaining when you switched back to Crash Pad photos ;-)
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Okay, but the onesie in the last picture looks really comfortable. So I’m gonna say that one person in these pictures was having a good time.
sex bunnies!!
HOW did you come up with hilarious captions 55 times!?
Every day, I miss The Toast, but today I miss it just a little bit less. Thank you.
Mwhahaha!The hands down best pics (pun intended) are the butt touching *gasp* Oh my! ones.
Magic lesbians butt cheeks, everyone, quite miraculous and very addictive.
Has anyone else noticed that the blonde girl in the “I’m not a wolf” photo looks like Jennifer Lawrence?
Also here for the Toast-style captions. Bless.
Tug-of-war scissoring and the “get that molar checked out” caption made me :D :D (good thing I was not in a public place/office while reading this!)
Did you know there’s a website dopplebanging.com? I’m not entirely sure just the hell is going on there but I like their pussy, taco, and super wet t-shirts lol
Started scrolling while waiting for the bus, kept scrolling on the bus. Hope I didn’t scandalize some passengers. It was too funny to stop!
NEVER TOO MANY SPIKES
You just made me miss Mallory in the WORST WAY. Well done.
Wow xD
opened this during a meeting. snorted. immediately closed it.
they’re having so much fun.
They look more like sex dolls/robots than women tbh … Something dead/dollike around the eyes.
Ok. i really wondered what i’m even doing here, as i don’t practice conflation of my sexuality with political rubbish.
But this thread is the answer. So much awesome it’s unreal. I particularly loved the yawning lady.
Why do you think the spikes stuff is bdsm though? it’s completely normal cyberravers in the completely normal state of public undress coming from topping up six pints with mdma. i would know…
Came home early from a party, feeling tipsy and sad, and this is exactly the kind of content I needed to see.
These all look like stills from Russian pop music videos. I actually think I recognize a couple of the women…?
Pure poetry.
“I told you both a million times
on Wednesdays we wear purple”
haha! XD
The 4th picture (gold eyeshadow) – that’s Ivanka Trump on the left.
These are hilarious.