Feature photo by Pat Knight, used under a Creative Commons 2.0 license.
Vibrators were invented to treat “hysteria,” a condition that could consist of emotional extremes, dizziness, paralysis, respiratory problems and “the commonly reported sensation of a ball in the throat,” according to Andrew Scull in Hysteria: The Disturbing History. Had a symptom no one could classify? Just sort of bitchy today? Hysteria! As Rachel Maines writes in The Technology of Orgasm, “This purported disease and its sister ailments displayed a symptomatology consistent with the normal functioning of female sexuality, for which relief, not surprisingly, was obtained through orgasm.” Maines argues that Western physicians from the first century up until the 1920s often included massaging female patients to orgasm in standard medical practice, as a result of a culture that damned female masturbation and centred sexuality around men. Vibrators were a great way for physicians to be more efficient.
In the early 20th century, vibrators started to appear in classy household publications, like the Ladies’ Home Journal, Home Needlework Journal and Modern Woman, advertised in vague terms as health, beauty and relaxation devices. Vibrators weren’t openly marketed as sex toys until the late 60s and 70s, and even now are sometimes still sold as massagers or under other euphemisms. For a good time, see what your sex toy user manual calls your sex toy — one toy in my drawer is a “pleasure accessory,” while another is a “stimulation device” with a “treatment head.” Hitachi, the company behind what is arguably one of the most iconic vibrators ever, has refused to ever talk about the Magic Wand, which now more closely resembles a sex toy, though one on which the word “Hitatchi” is nowhere in sight. In an ad just a few years ago, Fun Factory marketed a vibrator under the heading, “Lifeless skin? Renew it.” The tone is knowing rather than innocent or medical, but the history is long.
Is it me or the woman in #3 kinda looks like Eleanor Roosevelt?
FIVE DOLLARS??! Jelly.
Funny story: my Dad won a Hitachi several years ago and ferverently believes it is just for massage purposes. He got quite upset when my sister saw him using it in the living room and couldn’t stop laughing.
THAT WOMAN NEEDS TO GET THAT VIBRATOR OFF HER FACE
BUT HOW ELSE IS SHE GOING TO TEST ITS STRENGTH BEFORE USING IT ON HER BIDNESS, RIESE?
HM?
Lex makes a very good point
That Hamilton Beach looks like a portable Dalek.
I would not trust a Dalek anywhere near my lady business.
Unless, of course, it was Oswin…
Point extremely well made. I retract my original statement.
Polar Club Electric Vibrator: brought to you from the company that gave you the Erector Set and other fine American toys (FOR KIDS)!
I collect vintage Massagers, & on a whim discovered that the Stim-U-Lax does, in fact, still promote shockingly therapeutic relaxation.
“Polar Cub. Something to keep you warm on those oh so cold nights.”
Also, in regards to the Hamilton Beach and Oster vibrators, the first thing one needs to ask is, “Well, if they make a decent blender, I’m sure they can make a product that could make me come over and over again!”
This is perfect because I actually have neuralgia. “Oh no, it’s for my face.”
#6, too real
I hope if ‘every member of the family’ uses number 2 that they sanitise it afterwards.