How To Own It: A Wooden Bow Tie

Hello beautiful, and welcome to How To Own It, where store-bought fashion meets DIY crafts. Each week I’ll be exploring an aesthetic theme, showing you some of the best ways to wear it and how to make it for yourself.

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Here at Autostraddle, we love talking about bow ties. And why wouldn’t we? Bow ties are cute and dapper and fabulous all at once. We’ve even talked about how to wear bow ties without actually wearing a bow tie, and gave you some ideas for non-fabric bow ties to really shake things up. Since Laura already taught you guys how to sew your own bow tie back in September, I thought today would be a nice day to delve into some non-normative bow tie territory: the wooden bow tie. The wooden bow tie was included in Ali’s amazing post about nonconventional bow ties, and because I was so excited about it, I thought I’d add to the one she found for you. Look at all these cute ones!

Also: this week I’m debuting a super special surprise THIRD option for how to own this week’s thing! So keep reading.

DIY Pin-On Wooden Bow Tie

You will need:

A wooden paint stir stick
Sand paper
Heavy duty scissors
Higgins Ink in brown
Silver acrylic paint
Glue
2 pinbacks

1. Have you ever noticed that the handle part of a wood paint stir stick kind of looks like a bow tie? Look again. This is going to be the base of our bow tie. Measure how long it is from the end to the center of the part that dips in a little bit. The bow tie should be symmetrical, so measure this same distance out on the other side and mark it. Using your heavy duty scissors, cut the paint stir, carefully making sure it doesn’t splinter.
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2. Use your sandpaper to smooth out the end you just cut. Round the corners so that they match the other side.
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3. Use part of the rest of the paint stir to make the center of the bow tie. Hold it in the middle of the bow tie base to see how big you want it, then mark it, cut it, and sand it so that the edges are all rounded.
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4. Paint the back of the bow tie with the brown Higgins ink. Dilute the ink in water if you want a lighter stain color (or, don’t do this step at all). Paint the center piece silver. Then, glue the center piece down using wood glue or rubber cement.
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5. If you have a bow tie clip, go ahead and glue that onto the back. I used to two pin backs and glued them vertically, 2.5 inches apart.

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i’m sorry this is just my “it’s freezing out here” face

I’m going to be honest with you: I love the way this turned out, but I’m never going to wear it. So, do you want it? I’m serious. I’ll send it to you. Tell me why you want to own a wooden bow tie in the comments section and/or send a tweet to @Gabrielle_Korn. If more than one person wants it, I’ll pick names from a hat in a week from today. If you leave a comment AND tweet at me, I’ll put your name in twice. I’ll also put your name in twice if you write me a haiku.

Sound good?
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Want to know how to own a look? Email [email protected] or tweet to @Gabrielle_Korn.

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Gabrielle Korn

Gabrielle Korn is a writer living in Los Angeles with her wife and dog.

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19 Comments

  3. Just FYI, haiku is more than just a 5-7-5 syllable pattern; the important part is the ‘cut’, the juxtaposition of two ideas. From Wikipedia:

    Haiku (俳句) is a very short form of Japanese poetry typically characterised by three qualities:

    The essence of haiku is “cutting” (kiru).[1] This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas[2] and a kireji (“cutting word”) between them, a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colours the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related.[3]
    Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.[4] Any one of the three phrases may end with the kireji.[5] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[6] this is inaccurate as syllables and on are not the same.
    A kigo (seasonal reference), usually drawn from a saijiki, an extensive but defined list of such words.

    Modern Japanese haiku (現代俳句 gendai-haiku?) are increasingly unlikely to follow the tradition of 17 on or to take nature as their subject, but the use of juxtaposition continues to be honoured in both traditional and modern haiku.[1] There is a common, although relatively recent, perception that the images juxtaposed must be directly observed everyday objects or occurrences.[7]

    Sorry, but as a student of Japanese poetry, it annoys me that people miss the most important part of the haiku form.

  4. Roses are great but
    Bow ties are better and yet
    I received the first

    Sooo this should be fixed. Huzzah!

    Also, how intimidating is it to come after the comment above about how to haiku properly because inside all I can think is ‘I CAN’T JUXTAPOSE AT 8.20AM IN THE MORNING WHAT’

  10. I’m all about the bow ties. Wear them all the time! Here’s my haiku:

    Bow ties are so hot
    Wear as often as you can
    I want your freebie

    Not a haiku expert!

  16. (This may be entirely too late, but you did not set a time limit, so here goes.)

    Insepector Javert
    Has a heart made of wood, not
    Stone, thus unmoved by

    The most fevered pleas
    Is he, even though collapsed
    Suns are kinds of stars too

    Someone said to me
    Kurt Hummel would transform Stars
    Love, law, resolute

    So let me, in my
    Mass of echolalia
    Swirling songs around

    Have this token of
    ‘You know your place in the sky’
    Pinned above my heart

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