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Comedy

What’s a Normal Human Behavior That Gives You the Ick?

Listen, did we have a little TOO MUCH FUN ranting about our various icks? Maybe so. And now you can have some fun with us, too, delving into the various things that give us pause, squick us out, and just straight up annoy or piss us off.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya and the team
June 28, 2025 12 Comments
T4T 3rd Anniversary Spectacular: two trans comedians stand on-stage in front of two musicians and a screen that says T4T
Comedy Community

Trans Comedians Laugh Amidst the Horrors

T4T’s Third Anniversary Spectacular showcased 91 trans comics and joked about nearly everything trans people in America might care about.

Fiona Pestana June 24, 2025 1 Comment
two people almost kissing at pride
Comedy LGBT Pride

My Platform if I Were Mayor of Pride Month

All sapphics must swear an oath on the Bible: if you don’t kiss your crush it’s because either party didn’t want to, NEVER because you were too afraid to ask

Malavika Kannan June 16, 2025 11 Comments
the hot dads approved by a trans guy roundup
Comedy

10 Trans Guy-Approved Dads To Thirst Over This Father’s Day

As a bisexual trans guy who really wants to be a dad and who has a really great dad myself, I have a lot of opinions about hot fathers.

Motti June 14, 2025 1 Comment
NOW KISS in the ring at WILL THEY KISS
Comedy

These Queer Comedians Are Fighting…and Kissing

This all-queer comedy, wrestling, drag, and burlesque show asks the very important question: Will They Kiss?

Motti June 12, 2025
Michelleadonna and a chonkalicious kitty cat
Comedy

Michelladonna Does It for the Queens Baddies

The people’s prince Michelladonna brings a native New Yorker perspective to NYC comedy.

Motti June 5, 2025 3 Comments
Comedy

Catherine McCafferty Thinks You Should Start Flirting and Stop Apologizing

Every single day, I wake up I say, ‘oh my goodness, I’m so happy I’m gay.’

Gabrielle Grace Hogan May 7, 2025 8 Comments
Kayla shrugging with a gay flag behind her
Comedy

Quiz: Is She Gay?

It has happened to all of us. You’re just going about your life and you meet a woman and you fall instantly in love with her, but there’s one problem: You have no idea if she’s gay or straight.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 8 Comments
trans surgery supplies
Comedy

Anyone Know Where I Can Find the Trans Surgeries Advertised on Fox News?

They were saying kids could get trans surgeries as easily as getting a Big Mac at the drive-thru or, I don’t know, buying a gun at a Walmart.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 1 Comment
parents confronting child about a microphone
Comedy

How To Come Out (As a Podcaster)

You are a podcaster. You can’t change that, that is who you are.

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025
a series of fake romance books about climate change
Comedy

These Sapphic Romance Ecohorror Novels Are SO Hot (Literally)

A burgeoning microgenre has emerged in the lesbian lit community that has all the girlies feeling a strange mix of sexual arousal and existential climate dread.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 12 Comments
chuck schumer carrying Motti into a volcano
Comedy

The Democrats Have a Bold New Strategy To Win Back Their Base: Throwing Trans People Into Volcanos

When pressed on why the method of volcanos, Schumer explained that it was time to reclaim the color orange from the current president and “everyone likes explosions.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 2 Comments
severed floor of the gay club featuring a person with a disco ball head
Comedy

The Hottest Party Is the Severed Floor of the Gay Club

These trendsetting members of the queer community are all lining up to gain access to L(GBTQ)umon Club, the hottest club open right now.

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025 1 Comment
T stache
Comedy

How To Improve Your New T-Stache

I’ve been on T for a year now and I have the perfect tip for anyone just now growing their mustache.

Motti April 1, 2025 4 Comments
older woman and man at trivia talking to their child
Comedy

Visiting Queer Realizes Her Parents Only Value Her Astrology Skills at Trivia

“I suppose I should have been suspicious when they kept pushing for me to come up Thursday, instead of Friday.”

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025
a woman looking unhinged on her phone
Comedy

5 Hinge Prompts To Hide How Unhinged You Are

What’s a dyke to do if all of my answers to prompts showcase just how unhinged I am?

Motti April 1, 2025 1 Comment
couple arguing over AI
Comedy

Meet the Lesbian Couple Who Resolves All Their Arguments Using AI

LezTalk is a new app that uses everything from past arguments to astrological placements to attaching styles to transcripts of therapy sessions to help queer women in relationships better talk to each other.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025
a goose in a bathroom
Comedy

Republicans Warn About Gander Neutral Bathrooms

X Premium user FartNugget69 wrote, “These birds have tiny little penises and they will be attacking our wives.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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Comedy

Why Queer Musicians Shouldn’t Market Their Work Because That’s Selling Out

As a queer person, I am entitled to music from these queer artists according to the terms I decide.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 3 Comments
Motti poking his head out of a curtain
Comedy

Coming Out as a He/He Lesbian: I Started Doing Standup

That’s why I’m here to help you tell your loved ones one of the scariest things you’ll ever say aloud: I’m a standup comedian.

Motti April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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