Jenny Hagel Knows What Makes a Good Gay Joke and a Good Lesbian Bar
“It was lovely every once in a while to put in a joke, knowing that joke was for like 10 people, but that those 10 people were going to love it.”
Every Post By My Hacker Ranked By How Likely I Would Have Posted It
Learn from my mistake: Turn on two-factor authentication using an authenticator app. Right now.
What It’s Like To Get Divorced, Come Out, Fall in Queer Love, and Then Tell Jokes About All of It on Stage
Comedian Britt Migs’ solo show Dolphin Mode isn’t just a divorce story; it’s also a coming-out story and a love story.
New Years Resolutions but It’s Just Cool Things Shane Did in ‘The L Word’
In 2025, I will have an affair with an older married woman.
How To Celebrate ‘Carol’ Day, Which Is Today!
It’s December 21 AKA the day Carol and Therese went on a pretty bad date at Carol’s house in New Jersey.
Excuses To Leave Your Family Holiday but They’re Just Plot Points From Yellowjackets
“I don’t mean to be rude, but a wolf literally just ripped off half my friend’s face.”
‘Midsommar’ Is a Sapphic Thanksgiving Horror Movie
Both Midsommar and Thanksgiving use the concept of a holiday celebration to distract from murder.
Affirmations You Can Say to Yourself in the Mirror Every Morning That Are Just Direct Quotes From ‘Cruel Intentions’
Tired: Start your day by setting intentions.
Wired: Start your day by quoting Cruel Intentions.
8 Reasons ‘Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ Is Just Like ‘Real Housewives’
It’s the 50th anniversary of Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a film that could basically be on Bravo.
The Men of Scream, Ranked by Gender Envy
This is my first time watching Scream as an out trans guy, six months on hrt and trying to figure out what kind of man I want to be or even could be.
YouTube Clips of Gay Shows I Watched Obsessively To Get Off When I Was a Closeted Lesbian
This week I am six months on testosterone, which means that currently and chemically, I am both a 30 year-old lesbian and a 13 year-old boy.
Fall Activities, Ranked by Bisexuality
Tell me why every bisexual you know does some type of puzzle at least once a week. Scientists should study this.
Not Sure How To Celebrate Pride? Do a Lesbian Bar Crawl With Your Girlfriend and Ex-Girlfriend Like I Did!
What could be more inviting and enjoyable than a dyke bar crawl during Pride? Introducing your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend to each other while you do it!
Mo Welch’s Hybrid Documentary/Comedy Special “Dad Jokes” Contextualizes Humor in Real Time
A camera crew follows Mo around Illinois as she prepares to meet up with her estranged father for the first time in 20 years.
Rachel Scanlon Is Here To Fulfill Your Butch ‘Gay Fantasy’
Rachel Scanlon’s new comedy special is a gay fantasy in and of itself.
I’m A Whole Milk Gay and I’m Not Ashamed
I’ve tried my best to like alternative milks! I really have.
10 Ways To Avoid Running Into Your Ex During Pride
Hold a casting call for folks who look just like you and hire 10-20 of them to dress up like you and then release them into the wild.
What the Gay TV Show You’re Rewatching Says About Your Mental Health
From Grey’s Anatomy to Buffy the Vampire Slayer to The L Word to “San Junipero” on repeat, this is what can reasonably be deduced about your mental health at this time based on the gay TV show you’re currently re-watching.
67 Questions Your Neurodivergent and Socially Anxious Friend Has About Your Party
It’s (un)officially the first weekend of summer, and so there’s no better time to unleash my super power: Thinking of every possible question, from every single humanly possible angle, that I’ll most certainly have before agreeing to go to your party.
Top 10 Things To Do While Listening to the ‘Challengers’ Score
Everything is 50% more intense and 60% sexier if done while listening to the Challengers score.