She Thinks We Should Leave Brooklyn for Our Kids
Will their kids be happier in the suburbs than in Brooklyn? Also, trying to keep up with a financially literate partner.
Do You Ever Dream of Places You’ve Never Been in ‘Real’ Life?
Let’s tour your Dreamworld. Also, get out your journals for some late-autumn reflection.
Should We Rescue Our Trans Niece From Her MAGA Family?
The queer aunt wonders how best to help her sister’s trans daughter. Also; advice on how to maintain your creative pursuits after moving in with your partner.
My Boss Is Withholding My Raise For The Most Annoying Reason
How can you pretend to like meetings you’re certain could’ve been an email? Also — tips for dating in a second language.
How To Perform a Cord Cutting Ceremony
The cord cutting ceremony (or ritual) aims to symbolically (and spiritually/energetically) sever the ties that bind you to someone, to something, to an idea, that does not serve your higher purpose and may even harm you to some extent.
I’m Jealous That My Ex-Wife’s New Wife Is a Better Coparent Than My Girlfriend
You were ok with your girlfriend’s disinterest in parenting — until your ex-wife remarried. Also, a reader needing tips on quitting weed.
My Girlfriend’s Ex Sent Me a Warning Message. Should I Hear Her Out?
Your new girlfriend’s ex has tracked you down and has some things to tell you! Also, how to stay COVID-safe while getting more involved in queer kink communities.
Queer Dream Interpretation: Five Common Nightmare Images and What They Mean
Ever dream of broken bones, tornadoes, dark skies, doppelgängers, or eerily familiar places? Cowboy Clairvoyant will help you understand what’s going on in your psyche.
Was I A Fool To Think They’d Kiss Me Back?
You made the first move and have felt weird about it ever since. Also — needing tips on dating in your mid-30s, ’cause it’s not going well so far.
OK, What If I Don’t Want To Attend My Friend’s Improv Show
Someone must really hate improv — or their friend!!! Someone else is low-key dying that their friend isn’t returning borrowed books on time. And someone else is sweating their ass off on T and needs help.
Is There a “Right Way” To Have Public Sex?
Your girlfriend loved gym bathroom sex but you’re not so sure you wanna do it again. Also: how to feel sexier while living with long Covid.
The Trans Brooklyn Dykes With a Significant Height Difference Who Enjoy Twilight Cosplay
“Definitely when I gave you herpes is the most memorable time we had sex, but it’s not my favorite. Maybe it’s when we had sex on the dance floor as Edward and Jacob.”
A Fertility Ritual for Queer People on a Pregnancy Journey
Plus, queer dream interpretation and a tarot reading for a queer parent feeling doubts. Welcome to Cowboy Clairvoyant.
Is It So Wrong To Pick Up My Ex-Girlfriend From Jail?
Your girlfriend wants you to go no-contact with your ex after you picked her up from jail. Also; is it ok to tell your now-sober partner about the mean things they said when they were drunk?
Help I Have a Crush On My Ex-Boyfriend’s Sister
Should you make a move on an ex-boyfriend’s sister who may or may not be your root? Also — tips on sexting A WRITER.
Having Anxiety Dreams? It’s Time To Keep a Dream Journal
This is your sign to start a little gay dream journal. Here are five prompts to get started.
I’m a Cis Butch Woman, and Boy Do I Want Top Surgery!
Can you feel dysphoric about your boobs even if you’re not trans? Also, tips on how to learn to love your body as you come into your queerness.
The Ultimatum: Queer Love’s Bridget Matloff on What the Cameras Didn’t Show You
Bridget Matloff speaks on friendship with Gabby Windey, pressures of reality TV, thoughts on marriage, gender roles, and yes, haircare.
I Feel Like Leaving When My Sexual Partners Require Me To Come
How can you convince your hookups to stop trying to make you have an orgasm? Also, tips on maintaining a writing practice for people with ADHD.
The Lovers Tarot Card IS Gay
Cowboy Clairvoyant redownloaded the apps. Find out how that went and read their advice for readers looking to make major life changes.