You know what’s annoying? When people call things the “best of” when really it’s just things they liked. People have terrible taste, ya know. No one knows what they’re talking about, including me. So here’s a list of some of my favorite tweets from the past year. It is extremely informed by who I follow and what I personally find funny. Feel free to weigh in with your favorites from this year in the comments.
1. @RealTomHankz Noël Wells, SNL Player
2. @momowelch, Mo Welch, Comedian
3. @RheaButcher Rhea Butcher, Comedian
4. @JenStatsky Jen Statsky, Comedy Writer
5. @LaurenLapkus Lauren Lapkus, Improviser/Actress
6. @heavenrants Heben Nigatu, Associate Editor
7. @ChelseaVPeretti Chelsea Peretti, Comedian/Writer/Actress
8. @TheSofiya Sofiya Alexandra, Comedian
9. @GraceHelbig Grace Helbig, YouTuber
10. @MaryLambertSing Mary Lambert, Musician
11. @QuirkyRican Gabrielle Rivera, Writer/Filmmaker
12. @Jenny_Wade Jenny Wade, Actress
13. @cameronesposito Cameron Esposito, Comedian
14. @jennyslate Jenny Slate, Comedian/Writer/Actress
15. @PerlaPell Paula Pell, SNL Writer
16. @campsucks Jenni Konner, TV Writer/Producer
17. @mindykaling Mindy Kaling, Comedy Writer/Actress
18. @bethstelling Beth Stelling, Comedian
19. @evanrachelwood Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual, Actress
20. @DeAnne_Smith DeAnne Smith, Comedian
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omg the venn diagram
i would let you curate my twitter feed any day, brittani.
does that sound dirty? why does that sound dirty. . . anyway. . .
that one and the target one made my night!
I cracked up so hard at the last one because I actually have a recipe for vegan gluten-free muffins.
I want to be friends with all of these people.
DeAnne’s muffins made me snort-laugh so hard that milk came out of my nose, and I didn’t even drink any milk today.
so good
Vegan gluten free muffins on drunk kitchen!
i’m going to print out the jenny slate one and frame it for my wall
Oh my god number 8 I can’t breathe.
I was going to selectively make a list of all my favourites but it ended up being all of the even-numbered ones. But DeAnne’s wins, holy shit, good job, take the rest of the year off, you’re golden.
Evan and Kristen. My head just exploded. GAWD!
These tweet are funny but not as funny as @bishilarious, those are trweats (sorry for my bad pun!)
awww. thank you
The last one. Genius.
Marika, are those vegan gluten free muffins what you were really offering when you offered everyone cake the other night?
Can I uh, put in a vote somewhere for the Kristen Stewart/Evan Rachel Wood/Jamie Bell triad to be a real thing?
I second this motion
Guns don’t kill people, blood loss and organ damage does!
(The Night Vale chapter of the NRA is selling bumper stickers like these as part of their fundraising campaign. Stand outside your front door and shout “NRA!” to order one.)
Not to rain on the funny parade but set a loaded gun down and don’t have anyone touch it and I PROMISE YOU it won’t kill anyone. It like the age old sayig spoons make people gain weight. And we all know how that one ends….
Love #9 grace helbigs is hilarious, number 15 too so true!
The vegan gluten-free muffins, oh my god I can’t stop LOLing!!!
oh yes 2, 9 and 13 (then Raksha took 13 even further ^_^)!
15 is the most relatable tweet ever tweeted! I feel that level of exhaustion!