Hello welcome to the day after some very major holidays. This day is called “Boxing Day,” which is a day for celebrating boxes. It’s also a big day for buying things with money because that’s the world we live in, folks. I’m here to tell you that if you would like to exchange currency for various dynamic and useful items, oh boy is this the day for you!!! Just remember that if you want Santa Claus to bring you back the tupperware you put his cookies in, you should shop using the links in this post right here or on this page right here, because then we get a kickback!
Amazon: Nespresso Machines Up to 50% Off
Nespresso machines have improved my quality of life by 500% and, unlike Keurig machines, you can recycle the used capsules!
Nespresso Inissia – $88.73 (from $149), Nespresso VertuoLine Evoluo Deluxe Coffee & Espresso Maker with Aeroccino Plus Milk Frother – $171.47 (from $299), Nespresso Citiz & Milk Espresso Machine – $149.99 (from $299)
ThinkGeek – Up to 75% Off Winter Clearance Sale
You’re here, you’re queer, you’re weird, they’re used to it.
Harry Potter Crest Jacquard Ties – $27.49 (from $54.99) // Steven Universe Monopoly – $34.99 (from $39.99) // Captain Planet Ladies’ Muscle Tank Top – $9.99 (from $19.99) // Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Blueprint Shower Curtain – $12.49 (from $24.99) // Harry Potter House Sweatpants – $17.99 (from $24.99) // Build-On Brick Mug – $1.99 (from $9.99) // Back to the Future Collectible Pin Set – $19.99 (from $29.99) // Harley Quinn Fair Isle Boot Slippers – $19.99 (from $29.99) // Stacked Cats Athletic Legging – $29.99 (from $39.99) // The Official Bobs Burger’s Coloring Book – $11.99 (from $16.99)
Nordstrom Rack: CLEAR THE RACK SALE – Up to 75% Off Until January 2nd
Surveys show that shopping at Nordstrom Rack on the internet uses 75% less gasoline than actually driving to a Nordstrom Rack.
Le Mystere High Impact Underwire Sports Bra – $29.97 (from $62) // Adidas 3-stripe track pant -$21.72 (from $50) // Speechless mock Lace Neck skater dress – $14.98 (from $58) // Wildfox One of a Kind Witch Craft Pullover – $22.49 (from $98) // Addiction Nouvelle Lingerie – $12.15 (from $81) // Free Press Satin Varsity Jacket – $13.49 (from $39.97) // DKNY Faux Fur Trim Anorak – $50.93 (from $200) // Lucky Brand Bootie – $44.93 (from $79.95)
Modcloth: TODAY ONLY Get 30% off sitewide with code BOXITUP and ’til 1/03 get Extra 30% Off Everything In The Sale Section At ModCloth With Code BYE2016
asos – Up to 50% Off Sale Items!
Look this isn’t my best collage but asos remains a g-damn miracle every day.
Asos Denim Baseball Cap – $6.50 (from $16.50) // Wrangler Aplique Crew Sweatshirt $58 (from $89) // Wesc Rhody Solid Backpack – $34.50 (from $111)// Asos Curve Wedding Prom Dress in Lace – $57 (from $122)
Fredericks of Hollywood – Semi-Annual Sale Up to 70% Off & Free 2-Day Shipping on orders over $100
Now more than ever, you probably need some thigh-highs and a corset.
Wildfang: Up to 75% Off at the Holiday Hangover Sale
I told you about this sale already, but good news: IT’S STILL HAPPENING.
Amazon – Burberry The Beat $28.50 (from $57)
This is a great unisex scent.
Autostraddle – 20% Off Everything Storewide
Believe it or not, the Autostraddle Merch store is actually the best store on the entire internet, with deals and steals that cannot be beat.
Eddie Bauer: Semi-Annual Sale – Up To 60% Off
As I’ve mentioned in the past, Eddie Bauer is a lesbian. Edwina Bauer was one of the original lesbians on the island of Lesbos, which’s when she invented flashlights and flannel-lined jeans.
Men’s Eddie’s Favorite Thermal Crew Shirt – $29.99 (from $45) // IgniteLite Flux Hooded Jacket is $174.99 (from $249) // Bygone 25 Pack – $39.99 (from $80) // Women’s Stine’s Favorite Flannel Shirt – Plaid – $39.99 (from $60) // Women’s Stretch Legend Wash Flannel-Lined Pants – Boyfriend – 49.99 (from $80) // Women’s Radiator Fleece Gloves – $22.99 (from $35) // Camp Lantern – $15 (from $20)
Amazon: Up to 75% Off Photo Prints, Books, Cards & Calendars with code NEWYEAR
Etsy – Get $10 Towards Your Next Purchase When You Spend $50 Or More
Does Autostraddle Merch ships worldwide?
yes!
A thing I never know if I’m doing right is that if I order sth through the affiliate link with amazon but then it switches me to the canadian store does that still benefit AS or is it only applicable if the purchase is made through the US site?
Here is the link to our Amazon Canada account!
Do you guys happen have one for one of the EU amazons (.de or .co.uk)?
THANK YOU!!
Two things all perfume are unisex perfume seeing as smell is just marketing. Like one company will call a certain scent for all, while another markets a very similar scent for men. Second point, if you are in the L.A. area, my store has the larger bottle(3.4oz) of The Beat for not much more than what Amazon has the 1oz fore. Plus, buy from my store means you are supporting a straddler(in this case a Middle Eastern Trans queer)!
hey, where’s your store?
Downtown Los Angeles on 4th street in the yellow building.
*SLOWLY BITES FIST WHILE LOOKING OVER THINKGEEK*
Who has enough business savvy to make my “clothing store for lesbians who like hiking but do no wear brown or navy” dreams come true?
“we only sell items that will match your black jeans and black boots and sensible black hoodie”
I’d buy stock in that company
lol I don’t know why I thought this was going in a “hot pink and fun patterns and sparkles” direction and not “all black” direction
like where are my bright polka-dotted flannel-lined pants for work
Pink matches black
Do you know what doesn’t match black?
Navy
Well thanks for mentioning the modcloth sale because I forgot I had a $44 credit there and added to the 30% off I’m getting boots and a skirt for $8.88 including shipping.
MERRY XMAS YA’LL
I’ve been loving all of the Holigay gift guides and sales but is there a possibility of doing one for plus sizes?
I really want to shop at Wildfang but there’s a combination of 1) affordability and 2) lack of size diversity. It sucks that a feminist queer store can only bring itself to stock up to size XL. Queer folks are fat too! Queer fat tomboys exist! We’re here! I will however, buy some stuff from the Autostraddle store :)
this is honestly terrible, I need to stop giving Wildfang all of my money
I want to like Wildfang, I REALLY DO, but everytime I go on there I feel so out of place just looking at the clothes. Maybe it’s the prices or because all the models look like they’re judging me for not being cool enough or for not having the right body shape for all their stuff. I get a “You Can’t Sit With Us” vibe every time.
I’m impressed you had the guts to even step in the door
The whole time I lived in Portland, I’d imagine, “maybe today”.
But then I’d think
1. I cannot make eye contact with the willowy, giant-eyed cheekbones who work there while dressed in too-big-for-me thrift store clothes,
(not thrift store clothes in the trendy, “vintage finds” way; thrift store clothes in the “I am a part time dishwasher and this is all I can afford and I needed pants” way), and
2. If I can barely afford to shop at Buffalo Exchange, I absolutely cannot afford to even look at the front door of Wildfang
– it remains an elegant, out-of-reach mystery to me.
Also almost everything they sell – like other than wildfang branded items – can also be bought on Amazon / other stores, potentially cheaper, so idk what the point of wildfang is
I just mean going on the website (reading it back I see that I was unclear), I can’t even imagine going into a physical store! My anxiety would never recover.
I saw some real nice Clarks boots y’all might be interested in. $50
https://www.nordstromrack.com/shop/product/1731690/clarks-whistle-bea-boot?color=BLK%20TUMBLE