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Our newsletter, the Autostraddle Weekly, contains a cool little segment titled Here’s How People Found Autostraddle Last Week, where I pull out five or so of the more unique or confusing search terms that have led readers to our doorstep. It’s fun, we have a great time. What you don’t see are all the sex-related searches I have to wade through in order to get to those fun weirdo search terms. Friends, there are so many.
Here’s a sampling from the past seven days.
1. lesbian sex
2. shibari 101
3. bondage techniques
4. nsfw
5. dating profile what does switch mean
6. how to tie someone up for bondage
7. bondage ties
8. erotic over 25 years old lesbian and stepdaughter and stepmother have sex
9. plain ordinary women wearing lingerie
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11. shabari bondage
12. annie clark boobs
13. lesbian kiss
14. kellee moran nude
15. how do lesbians make love
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17. how to tie someone up
18. phone sex
19. hot lesbian sex
20. how to tie someone up with rope
21. squirtting101 com
22. how do lesbians have sex
23. chachi se phone sex kiya
24. bdsm necktie
25. how lesbians have sex
26. lesbian porn movies
27. what is a brat in sex
28. shibari harness
29. shibari leg bind
30. how to seduce a lesbian
31. hot girl dancing while fucking
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34. xxx video
35. sexting examples
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41. how to manipulate your friend to have lesbian sex with you
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47. sexy girl and her girl friend lesbian at menstruation
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60. films sex lesbian bisex
61. short lesbian porn videos
62. how to seduce a girl online (lgbt)
63. dildo stand
64. sexting blog lesb
65. sexy pics of laraine stephens
66. lesbian fanfic recommendations
67. nude pics of jodie foster
68. lesbian u can’t win me sex fight
69. female bodybuilding making out with girl
70. lovely tits by well known women
71. upcoming lesbian sexual movie
72. why do lesbians don’t have nails
73. boobs kiss
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83. what is meant by lesbian sexfight
84. old bull dyke sex stories
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86. how many times will we masturbate in a year
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92. how to sex with a trans lesbian
93. girl doing sharon stone leg cross with no panties
94. lesbianism sex styles and pictures
95. lesbians surprised to prom sex
96. peggy jones is a lesbian like kissing girls in a sex
97. horizontal boobs in movies
98. text to make a lesbian horny
99. friend likes to fuck
100. lesbian fisten
These are HILARIOUS. Thank you for your service.
Tag yourself I’m “horny lesbian story movie”
I’m “boobs kiss” for sure
I’m “lovely tits by well known women”
Thanks to Gen Q for #85, I guess.
R A D I C A L
V I S I B I L I TY
Or Gentleman Jack 😊
31. Seems like this would need an exceptional amount of coordination
41. Yikes
83. It’s when you both stop in the middle of a hot sesh to argue about who forgot to bring the lube
Thought exactly the same about 31 😂
31 please define what style of dance! ballroom? contemporary? hip hop?
Agreed on the “Yikes.”
The internet has some tragic information on that
Toaster ovens are getting pricey these days
Yeah, that’s at least $400 US dollars there
More like at least $103
No one stays turnt for $103!
#37 is GOALS
lmao I’m “sleep gf thigh”
Wow, the FOMO of not taking Cee’s A-Camp Shibari workshop sure hit the internet hard
Also oh no, I think I identify most with “Annie Clark boobs”
Also I just want to listen to #84 around a camp fire with y’all
100. lesbian fisten
I must admit this is one I’ve never heard of before, but now I’d be tempted to make a DnD character named Lesbian Fisten in tribute.
LMAO! Some of my favorites!!
31. hot girl dancing while fucking
63. dildo stand
68. lesbian u can’t win me sex fight
70. lovely tits by well known women
97. horizontal boobs in movies
lesbian u can’t win me sex fight
– This band has won three Tony awards and sparked riots in 17 major US cities throughout the Midwest while never actually releasing an album or going on tour.
Lovely Tits by Well Known Women is an erotica collection I’d read
The dildo stand is for the hot girl dancing while fucking, isn’t it?
How else is she going to keep her balance
by adjusting her horizontal boobs, in movies
Best done with the help of a friend
boobs, so many boobs
i kind of love the internet’s stubborn insistence on using the word “boobs,” which I also share
I’ve even heard that some people use it as a greeting, how wacky is that
WHO WOULD DO THAT CHANDRA
That is just preposterous
A finger is pointed
I have something in common with Peggy Jones #96…
72. why do lesbians don’t have nails
Well, you see, there’s this one article…l
Yup that person just got an E D U C A T I O N
Do you think they found that absolute horror story on the diamanté acrylic nails? I almost feel bad for them
Please, make 70 happen!
I’m number 86 and the answer is 365, 366 in a leap year
See you in slack where I’m gonna pitch “how to have lesbian sex: erotic over 25 years old lesbian and stepdaughter and stepmother wearing lingerie have bratty NSFW lesbian period phone sex in shibari harnesses on Annie Clark’s nude boobs edition”
excited to approve this!
Would read
ftr i feel weirdly guilty about the ones regarding actors’ boobs bc they are 100% landing on the post i did about the movies we (young queers who didn’t know they were queer) watched for the brief topless scenes, which now feels like a very creepy thing to have published!
93. girl doing sharon stone leg cross with no panties leads to one of the best essays I’ve ever read on Autostraddle so being specifically horny pays off!
“Lovely Tits” is my favorite song by Well Known Women.
who is out here searching for “m0vie vide0s”
23 – i hate, lol. translates to “i had phone sex with aunty”